Giuliani Warning: Mess with Yanks ... Get the Shears
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Rudy Giuliani -- If Sarah Palin Runs, I'll Run!

CNN host Piers Morgan posted a few quotes on Twitter from his upcoming interview with the former mayor of New York City. Giuliani is quoted as saying, "The more Republicans in which I can show a contrast, probably the better chance, the better chance that I have ... My one chance, if I have a chance, is that I’m considered a moderate.”
You know who's not a moderate? Sarah Palin.
Giuliani ran for the Republican nomination in 2008, but fared poorly.
Giuliani's Daughter -- The Perp Walk

Moments after she was busted for shoplifting $100 worth of cosmetics at a makeup store in NYC, Caroline Giuliani was locked in handcuffs and walked to a waiting squad car yesterday.
As we previously reported, Caroline was eventually issued a ticket for "petit larceny" -- and released.
Giuliani's Daughter Ticketed for Shoplifting

Law enforcement sources tell us that the former mayor's 20-year old daughter is getting a desk appearance ticket for "petit larceny."
Caroline was arrested earlier today at a Manhattan Sephora after she was seen allegedly putting 5 cosmetic items worth more than $100 in her pocket. We're told store security called cops after seeing her on security cameras.
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