
Listen up, future parents --
Selma Blair has awesome advice if you want to name your baby Voldemort ... don't! Unless you're 1000% positive the kid's gonna be a looker.
Smokey-eyed actresses
Selma Blair, 37, and
Rashida Jones, 34, both showed up to the same event in NYC this weekend.
Question is ...
Selma Blair's bitch boy/co-star Mikey Day (the dude from "Wild N' Out") knows what leads here at the ol' TMZ -- and last night the dude was on a mission to create scandal ... cause if the "Hellboy" starlet faceplants, starts bleeding, and announces she's having quadruplets all on the same night, you better believe it's gettin' on the site.
Perhaps foreshadowing the fate of her new sitcom, Selma Blair bit it big time while riding a Razor scooter.

Selma is the breakout star of the
fall season -- literally.
With a tour on the horizon, the New Kids on the Block were all hard at work on their new video shoot this weekend.
Also in L.A.: Wynona Ryder hid her face, Shirley MacLaine got lost, 65-year-old Joe Pesci partied at Villa, Mary Carey talked about breaking sobriety and Steven Tyler heard the most tired joke ever.
In NY: Will Smith continued campaigning for Nicest Man Alive, fans tested Selma Blair's patience and Ryan Gosling walked his dog ... no, not Kirsten Dunst.
As always, TMZ caught up with stars who refused to be fazed by the stare of the camera lens or pressing questions; Mena Suvari was one starlet who couldn't be bothered, and an uncharacteristically un-chatty John Mayer.
And then there are those who will give you a novel's worth -- like hot mommy Milla Jovovich. She answered all we had to ask ... after mistaking us for some other site.
Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger and toothy first lady Maria hit up Hollywood hotspot Mr.Chow on Thursday night, along with a bunch of other struggling actors. Arnie had his usual smile, Maria -- not so much.
Also out on the town were starlets Angie Everhart, Selma Blair, foxy "Full Houser" Lori Loughlin, Bai Ling, and racing vixen Devon Aoki. Also spotted: hunky Taye Diggs and Chris "Mango" Kattan.
Our man in Manhattan caught Tara Reid looking shocking -- shockingly demure, that is, at a party celebrating Reebok's 25th anniversary. She was joined at the bash by Britney's new confidante Brooke Shields, Cybill Shepherd, and we got a sweet shout-out from MTV's luminous Susie Castillo.
All this and much more in this gubernatorial edition of Star Catcher!
With no JT in sight, Scarlett Johansson and Selma Blair raged in Las Vegas this weekend.
Spies tell TMZ that the duo, who co-starred in 2004's "In Good Company," started their Saturday night at sushi restaurant
Social House at Treasure Island, then caught the Cirque de Soleil show
"Mystére." Our source reports that Scarlett and Selma hit up hot club
PURE at Caesars Palace on both Friday and Saturday.
Cameras spotted the sizzling twosome at their own
private craps table on Sunday morning at Caesars. They arrived around 3:00 AM with other friends ... and security. There's something sexy about watching a hot blonde roll them bones!
Just when we thought it wasn't possible, Mary-Kate Olsen has provided us with a post-Christmas miracle -- by finally giving up those
wretched witch boots! Praise the lord!

For the first time in months, the itty-bitty millionairette was seen wearing something other than the heels from hell. Here, she's seen in platform jackboots, with apparently itchy leggings.
Behold the Olsen twin, who was delivered from the East by private plane to Los Angeles along with friend Selma Blair and Mary Kate's British boytoy, Max Snow.
Selma Blair shows off her curves by sporting a Marc Jacobs "Protect the Skin You're In" shirt displaying a naked picture of herself on the front.
The "Cruel Intentions" star walked her dog through West Hollywood on Friday while promoting skin care all at the same time.

The shirt, from a new Marc Jacobs line, supports the NYU School of Medicine Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group. The nearly X-rated clothing line is designed to grab attention and bring raise awareness about the dangers of skin cancer.
Several other celebrities stripped down to their birthday suits as well, including: Naomi Campbell, Winona Ryder, Dita von Teese and Carolyn Murphy.
Actress Selma Blair has filed for divorce from her husband of less than three years Ahmet Zappa, citing irreconcilable differences.
The couple, who separated on June 17, have no children and were married in January 2004.
In lieu of lawyers, the couple is using a mediator.
Selma most recently starred in the horror movie "The Fog." Ahmet is the son of the late musician Frank Zappa.
Click here to read court documents.