Dear Aida Yespica,

You lose.

Love,

Shakira.

Shakira and her soccer star boyfriend Gerard Pique couldn't take their hands off each other during their yacht-filled getaway in Greece last week -- and TMZ has the butt-grabby pics to prove it.


Sources at the couple's hotel tell TMZ, they stayed for 5 days in a 3-floor villa at the swanky Kivotos Mykonos hotel -- from June 15th to June 20th -- which normally runs $5,190 a night.

Shakira and Gerard also spent an entire day on the hotel's private yacht -- sucking face for most of the voyage -- and based on the pictures ... they're really, really into each other.

Shakira was NOT the victim of a gutsy ring-stealing fan in Mexico last week ... despite widespread reports to the contrary and a viral video which appeared to capture the crime ... her publicist tells TMZ.




Shakira's publicist, Joseph Carozza, tells us, “There is no truth to this report. A fan grabbed her hand and she looked down. Her ring is still visible on her hand as she continued to walk through the crowd.”

Case closed.

Blonde pop stars Shakira, 33, and Ke$ha, 23, both purred for the cameras at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid on Sunday.


Question is ...

Looking muy caliente in hot pink, Shakira showed off her, er, flexibility while on a photo shoot in Ibiza on Thursday.


The 33-year-old is very limber.

The redheaded kid who was fake-executed in the new M.I.A. music video is paying a dear price for his fake death -- sources say Shakira's people 86'd his close-ups from her new project over the gruesome scene.



Sources tell TMZ Ian Hamrick -- the 12-year-old featured in M.I.A.'s "Born Free" -- was slated for a feature role in Shakira's new video for the song "Waka Waka" -- the official tune of the 2010 World Cup.

We're told Hamrick had already shot several scenes for the Shakira video -- but most of the footage featuring Ian ultimately hit the cutting room floor. As for why he got chopped out -- we're thinking producers don't want World Cup fans thinking about an execution while they're trying to enjoy Shakira.

Sources say Hamrick will still appear in the video .... but only in a crowd shot.

A rep for the production company tells TMZ they're still editing the video and as far as they know, "no extra is featured over another."

Here's Shakira performing at the NBA All-Star game on Sunday (left) -- and wannabe Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha in concert back in December (right).


Remember when female pop stars wore pants?

We're just sayin'.

Here's Tiger Woods' alleged voicemail recorder/lover Jaimee Grubbs as she appeared on VH1's "Tool Academy" (left) -- and pop diva Shakira at some event in NYC earlier this year (right).



Only one of them claims their hips don't lie.

We're just sayin'.

Colombian goddesses Shakira and Sofia Vergara sizzled at last night's American Music Awards.



Question is ...

Pink and Shakira just showed up to the VMAs wearing the EXACT same dress. Someone's stylist is getting fired!



The question is ...

The war is never-ending, foreign policy is going down the crapper and the economy is in a tailspin -- so it's not really the best time for Congress to be taking meetings with Shakira. But they are.


The Colombian native captivated the horniest of Representatives to demand money for universal education. It's easy to get face time before Congress, if you're hot.

See Also

• Dark Side of Shakira's Moon
• Congresswoman to Ric Flair -- WOOOO!