Here's the latest incarnation of singer/songwriter Tori Amos, 45, at a concert in London on Monday (left) -- and acting legend Shirley MacLaine, 75, at an event last year (right).



One of them is aging gracefully.

We're just sayin'.

Our photog asked if he knew Shirley MacLaine from "another life" -- but the woman who once said she hooked up with Charlemagne and his reincarnation acted like the cameraman was the one talking crazy.

With a tour on the horizon, the New Kids on the Block were all hard at work on their new video shoot this weekend.

Also in L.A.: Wynona Ryder hid her face, Shirley MacLaine got lost, 65-year-old Joe Pesci partied at Villa, Mary Carey talked about breaking sobriety and Steven Tyler heard the most tired joke ever.

In NY: Will Smith continued campaigning for Nicest Man Alive, fans tested Selma Blair's patience and Ryan Gosling walked his dog ... no, not Kirsten Dunst.

Shirley MacLaine is one dirty mouthed granny.


After shutting down TMZ's questions about would-have-been co-star Lindsay Lohan, Heather Mills and Britney Spears, the 73-year-old legend was heard muttering "what the f**k is going on here" under her breath.

When you're one of the greatest actresses of a generation, you can wear anything you want. But perhaps not all at once. Shirley MacLaine, 73, star of "What a Way to Go!", was seen in Malibu yesterday wearing what appears to be the garb of a local birdwatcher, or all of the clothes from her past lives. And she rocks it!

She's ready to hike through the Andes in her rubber boots, granny fanny pack (plus a supplemental shoulder bag from the Sophia Petrillo collection) and a plastic blue visor protecting her famously freckled face. Take note, starlets: this is how you wear a pair of oversized sunglasses. What a way to go ... out!

Is beautiful 73-year-old living legend Shirley MacLaine channeling Pearl from "227," as played by the late Helen Martin?

Shirley was snapped looking ravishing at a Project Angel Food awards banquet on Saturday. Helen died at age 90 in 2000.

Hey Maaarrry, we're just sayin'!

Shirley MacLaine (left), age 73, was seen walking down the street in Malibu. The terracotta soldier (right), age 1,873, was found in China inside the tomb of Qin Shi Huangdi. Coincidence? We're going out on a limb; we think not.

[Glasses added by TMZ (right).]