Eva Longoria has had enough of Tony Parker, both in marriage and on her body, because she went to a famous tattoo guy Wednesday to begin the final process of 86'ing the "NINE" tattoo on her neck.
Nine, of course, is Tony's number on the San Antonio Spurs, but it's not sitting well with Eva now that she's divorced from Parker. We've learned she went to Dr. Tattoff -- the famous tattoo removal guy -- Wednesday to get all traces of the tat removed.
There were reports Eva tried to laser off the tattoo, but it didn't do the trick.
Eva will soon be clean as a whistle ... for the new guy who, by the way, accompanied her to Dr. Tattoff.
Rich people have the BEST toys ... like NBA star Tony Parker ... who dropped $5k in St. Tropez today to strap on a water-propelled jet pack and ROCKET himself across the Mediterranean Sea.
Parker paid €3,500 (roughly $5,025) ... to rent something called a JetLev -- which uses ocean water to propel the rider into the air ... as if he/she were flying on a jet pack.
We're told Parker spent several hours on the water ... and also spent some time hanging out on a really expensive yacht ... because he's rich ... and that's what rich people do.
Fun Fact: Today would have marked Tony and Eva's 4th wedding anniversary.
Eva Longoria wasn't surprised at TMZ's story that her boss made a crack at her wedding -- insinuating Tony Parker was gay -- that's becauseMarc Cherryblurted it out for everyone to hear.
Nicollette Sheridan-- who is suing Cherry for giving her the boot on "Desperate Housewives" -- accused Cherry in in a deposition of saying, "Tony must like boys if he is marrying this -- this little, small girl with no t*ts, that looks like a boy."
Sources who were present at the wedding tell us Cherry unloaded the comment loudly and proudly ... for all 300 guests to hear. In other words, our sources say Sheridan is grossly misleading the judge by insinuating the comment was meant in a serious and mean-spirited way.
In fact, we're told Eva thought it was funny and laughed out loud.
The golden rule ... always laugh at the boss' jokes.
TMZ obtained Nicollette's declaration in the brutal legal fight she's having with Cherry over her firing on the show.
In the declaration, Nicollette claims, "I was present at Eva Longoria's wedding to Tony Parker, when Mr. Cherry commented that 'Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this -- this little, small girl with no t*ts and -- that looks like a boy.'"
For the record, he couldn't be that gay because he divorced her. Kidding.
Hollywood beware ... a handful of famous couples who've eaten at Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso have SUDDENLY BROKEN UP!!! Could it be cursed? Probably ... not.
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Tony Parker's lawyer slipped into a Texas courthouse Friday with legal papers that officially ended Tony's marriage to Eva Longoria ... TMZ has learned.
And we've learned ... Eva's lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court.
Sources familiar with the case tell TMZ both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that's where the prenup was signed.
Tony Parker's former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry is officially divorced from Erin Barry ... the woman who adamantly denied having a sexting relationship with TP during his marriage to Eva Longoria.
TMZ has obtained documents from Bexar County, Texas ... showing Brent and Erin's 13-year-marriage legally came to an end on January 5.
According to the docs, Brent and Erin will share joint custody of their two minor children. As for holidays and other important annual events, the couple will alternate custody every year.
The docs show Brent and Erin signed a prenup before they tied the knot -- which will determine how they will divide their property. The terms of the prenup are confidential.
But get this, Erin was awarded child support through 2013 to the tune of $4,000 a month -- but agreed to stop taking Brent's money three years after she graduates from law school ... with the expectation she can provide for herself.
Meanwhile, Tony and Eva's divorce is still pending ... in two different states.
Eva Longoria flew a few thousand miles to be with Tony Parker yesterday, dining on good ol' Texas BBQ.
The picture shows Eva -- dressed in black and wearing a black hat -- at Rudy's Country Store and Bar-B-Q, just north of San Antonio. Tony is behind the pillar.
Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ Eva flew to Texas to spend time with Tony. We're told it was all very friendly. The restaurant -- actually it's a gas station with a BBQ pit out back -- is a couple of miles from the huge house that Tony and Eva recently built.
The divorce is still on, but one source connected with the couple says not to rule out the chance for a reconciliation.
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The woman named in the alleged Tony Parker sexting scandal is finally breaking her silence -- adamantly denying that she had an affair with Eva Longoria's husband.
Erin Barry -- wife of Tony's former teammate Brent Barry -- just went to her website and wrote, "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER, nor did I 'pursue' Tony Parker."
She continues, "Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time,
great speculation has been cast on our friendship."
"My friendship with
Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is
painful enough without this added drama), and to assume that we had an
affair is naïve, ridiculous, and completely misguided."
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