Quentin Tarantino got a little taste of heaven last night -- when the foot-obsessed director was allowed to drink champagne out of the Holy Grail of foot-fetish receptacles ...
Uma Thurman's stiletto.

It all went down the hatch at Quentin's
Friar's Club Roast in New York City -- where Uma made Quentin's dreams come true by pouring them two shoefuls of the bubbly stuff.
From the look of things ... one of them knocked it back with a bit more vigor than the other.
Toe-riffic.
Talk about getting caught red handed ...
Uma Thurman's stalker was just A.W.G.U. -- Arrested While Googling Uma.
Jack Jordan -- who was convicted of stalking Uma in 2008 and threatening to kill himself if she dated another man -- allegedly violated a restraining order by calling Uma's office and cellphone ... this according to the New York Post.
So the Montgomery County Police Department in Maryland swooped in last week and arrested Jordan at his home.
But here's the thing -- cops tell us Jordan was literally googling Uma's name when they arrived to the home.
Fun Fact -- If you put "Uma" into Google -- the first listing you get isn't the actress ... it's the University of Maine at Augusta. Go Bears!
Uma Thurman showed up to an event in NYC last night ... in white face.

Forget Bill, kill makeup artist.
George Clooney barely escaped a 4th of July disaster in
Italy this weekend -- when a firecracker exploded right next to a boat carrying the actor, his girlfriend ... and another A-list celebrity.

Clooney -- along with his GF
Elisabetta Canalis,
Uma Thurman, and several other friends -- was floating on
Lake Como ... when the explosion rocked the boat.
So far, it's unclear if anyone on board was injured in the blast.
Believe it or not, but
Uma Thurman has been making movies since 1987.

Here's the 18-year-old beauty back in 1988 (
left) -- and 21 years later, the 39-year-old version at an event a few months ago (
right).
It's amazing both Ethan Hawke and Gary Oldman divorced her.
Hammin' it up for the cameras usually runs in the family. Check out these celebuspawns giving us a show.

TMZ has learned the names of some of the celebs who have been driven by the limo company that rolled video inside the limo.
As we reported,
Ready to Roll has driven Britney Spears, but the A-list is much longer. Other celebs driven by the company include Kevin Spacey, John Goodman, Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman and many others.
We're told one of the drivers, Kenny Nervik, drove Spacey for more than a decade. Nervik was arrested July 2 and charged with sexually assaulting four kids, all under 16. Three of them were his foster kids.
Ready to Roll would not tell TMZ if the celebs were also audio taped.
We asked Spacey about Ready to Roll tonight as he showed up for a Broadway play in NYC, but he was mum.
Uma Thurman won't have to worry about her stalker Jack Jordan for a while -- the judge just ordered him to stay away from Uma for five years -- though no jail time -- and gave him three years' probation.

The judge also said that Jordan will have to get outpatient treatment, and will probably transfer his medical treatment to Maryland, where his parents live.
Story developing ...
Uma Thurman and boyfriend Arpad Busson are guilty -- of way too much PDA. Besides making out on every SoHo street corner and bench in NYC this weekend, the real crime is the size of Uma's hands!

Those mitts are made for fondling!
Uma Thurman can be very picky.

While sitting in a car in NYC on Wednesday, the 38-year-old former blonde got an earful of something.
Bon appetit!
Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke divorced years ago and since then he knocked up their former nanny. So imagine our surprise to see them back together -- smiling -- in NYC.
Even they knew the shot would score the paps a few extra bucks.