White men can't jump and in Woody Harrelson's case, they don't age much either.



Here's the 25-year-old back in 1986 (left) -- and the 49-year-old version at an event in L.A. earlier this month (right).

Cheers.

"Cheers" stars Woody Harrelson, 48, and Ted Danson, 61, reunited at the same event in L.A. on Monday.



Question is ...

With no ladies in sight, Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson got into it this weekend in Portofino, Italy -- taking their bromance to the next level by wrasslin' on a giant raft.


From the looks of it, Wilson's fighting skills pale by comparison.

Looking to escape another violent run-in with "zombies" -- Woody Harrelson booked it out of Mr. Chow last night like his life depended on it.



It is unclear what Woody had for dinner, but our photog highly recommends the BRRRAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these mother f**kin' stars beating on these mother f**kin' paps!


Samuel L told our NY pap -- the same pap who got beat on by Woody Harrelson -- that once Woody took a swing, our guy had the right to smack back!!

Our guy held his own to Jackson's hilarious jabs -- but once Sam started mocking our photog's "girly" limp, it was all over.

Coolest MFer on the planet.

Abigail Breslin, who turns 13 today, can tell the difference between the undead and a cameraman!


Her "Zombieland" co-star Woody Harrelson attacked our photog thinking he was a reanimated corpse, but Abigail resisted the urge yesterday at LAX.

Woody Harrelson reportedly wants to fast for 40 days to see how it affects his brain -- but "Cheers" co-star Ted Danson thinks it'll have a better effect on the guy's growing gut.

Watch those tan lines! A nekkid Woody Harrelson skinny dipped over the weekend, showing all his assets. Best bud Owen Wilson came along too for the bizarre journey. They really are close!

Owen opted to keep his boys in his shorts, while the two hung out at this sweet Miami pad. Hopefully Woody didn't run into any sting rays during his swim.

TMZ caught Will Arnett in a humbling situation with NYC paps -- they didn't know who he was (Who is Zach???). Also in Gotham, a bundled and clammed-up Woody Harrelson, a glum Courteney Cox cracking a wee smile, and Ashlee Simpson debuted her album -- for reals, people -- for the crowd at Marquee (and brought to you by that famous nightlife fuel, Caribou Iced Coffee.)

In LA: Heidi and Spencer getting their necessary pap fix on Robertson Blvd., Gummi Bear discussing his future business ventures and Danny Bonaduce loving TMZ!

Former paparazzi choker Woody Harrelson narrowly avoided running his SUV into a pap on the sidewalk outside the Chateau Marmont last night.


Everyone knows how much Woody loves the paparazzi.

It was a bizarro scene last night in Hollywood -- with Kenny G getting better V.I.P. treatment than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Sir Paul McCartney must not be a "Ghost Whisperer" fan, because poor little JLove waited in line with everybody else who showed up for his "secret" performance last night at Amoeba Records in Hollywood. Hewitt didn't seem to mind, as she was seen happily signing autographs from the queue.

Alanis Morissette was spotted driving around the building with TMZ's favorite "Cheers" star Woody Harrelson, while Kenny G and his lady breezed in through the store's side entrance. Also caught at the show: Lukas Haas and John Larroquette.