Dina Lohan is steamin' mad at TMZ -- claiming we wrongly crowned her the "Worst Mother Ever" back in April.
For the record -- Dina earned the title from our readers, who overwhelmingly agreed that her decision to drive her substance abusing daughter Lindsay to a Hollywood BAR -- months after she finished up a stint at REHAB -- was one of the worst parenting moves of all time.
Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.
LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?
Michael Lohan in NYC looked to make a few things clear -- his daughter Ali's boob job is bogus and that stingy paternity test is still pending.
But the best news -- Michael says he hasn't been approached to be in the second season of "Living Lohan." Which hopefully means -- we will never see a second season of "Living Lohan."
Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after learning from TMZ that her 14-year-old daughter had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.
Ali Lohan's rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as "Breast Wishes 14" and "Bun Busters 12." Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali's agent. Apparently, no one gave Dina a heads up -- pardon the expression.
Officially, Dina is upset. Unofficially, we know she went nuclear.
Remember when you were young and teenagers didn't look like pancaked, thirtysomething soccer moms? These ladies are not the next cast of "Real Housewives of Orange County." They're 14-year-old Ali Lohan, "Gossip Girl's" Taylor Momsen (who turns 15 today) and 15-year-old Miley Cyrus.
They don't even have their licenses and already look menopausal.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a gay old time at Disneyland on the Alice in Wonderland ride. Linday's sister Ali is in the rear, clearly thinking about Dina's next move to put her on a stripper pole in Vegas.
If a pap told Ali Lohan that the word "Gullible" was written on her forhead, she may fall for it.
Also in NY: Ali's dad Michael did some rumor control, Donald Faison gave Pete & Ashlee's wedding a big thumbs up, J-Hud was Switzerland over her "Idol" favorite and Usher hit up his fans.
In L.A.: Nicole Richie hid in Joel's backseat, Alan Arkin pretended to be a foreigner, Kenny G was asked the same question we always ask him and Ben Kingsley was in too much of a rush to give us another rendition of "Gimme More."
So this explains a lot -- everyone was beating around the bush when LiLo and SamRo were spotted holding hands. Well, Lindsay and Ali did it today all over midtown Manhattan. And they're biological sisters. Sisters, people.
Dina Lohan can't understand why people think she's crazy, claiming she's just a normal soccer mom. Perhaps she's forgetting about the restraining orders, whoring out her 14-year-old daughter for a reality show, letting her thrice-rehabbed older daughter go out to bars during the Xmas holidays ... Soccer, we hardly knew her!
Ali Lohan is turning into a Mini-Me version of her older sis ... well, minus the drug-addled past.
Lindz and Ali were caught looking almost identical in New York last night, dressed eerily similar in matching leather jackets as they hopped from Kobe Club Restaurant to the Rivington Hotel. LiLo and her little minion were also both completely silent when TMZ asked about their mom's new reality show.
So this is what that Lohan reality show is going to be like. Cut ... and that's a wrap.
LiLo, AliLo, and DinaLo were joined by their pal Pete Doherty Samantha Ronson at the Spotted Pig. While Ali and Dina called it a (relatively) early night, Lindsay and Sam scooted a few blocks over to the Beatrice Inn, where we're told they partied like teetotalers until late. Next time: FamilyLo spends money.
Lindsay was all over New York with kid sister Ali and father Michael last night -- and TMZ knows what dad got the sisters Lohan for Christmas!
Our cameras caught the Lohan clan at the J. Sisters salon, daddy Michael stopping in for a "surprise" (and pap-filled) visit to drop off some Rangers tickets for his girls. Later, TMZ caught the sisters braving the rain on their way into the Garden -- where the Rangers scored a 4-2 victory over the Carolina Hurricanes.
Yes, Lindsay Lohan was in Manhattan again on Black Friday, and yes, she went shopping.
This time, however, she brought along her 13-year-old (!) sister Ali to Armani Exchange and Intermix, who looked as primped, painted and glossed as any 30-year-old Long Island housewife. The celebusibs also brought their mom, Dina, and a photog (who doesn't?). The lensman snapped away as they spent and spent and ...
LiLo finally flew out of New York last night. In a related development, retail revenues in Manhattan were expected to correspondingly drop.
No, it wasn't Lindsay tooling around sans ID -- but her 13-year-old sister Ali!
Lilo's younger sis was spotted driving around her mom's Long Island home yesterday in a golf cart, pulling some three point turns as she wheeled around the driveway. With Lindsay in hideaway rehab, it looks like Ali had a little bash of her own, getting flowers and pizza delivered for her and a pack of buddies.
Better watch out New York -- between Lindsay and her father, Michael, the Lohans don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to driving. Here comes Ali!
Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after 
