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Artie Lange Pleads Guilty to DUI

Artie Lange We've learned comedian Artie Lange just pled guilty to one count driving under the influence of a habit-producing drug.

Cops say Artie -- who was pulled over in Tom's River, NJ on July 10 -- had a prescribed sleeping pill in his system when he got behind the wheel.

Lange was fined $664, his driver's license was revoked for seven months and he has to serve 12 hours in an intoxicated driver resource program.

Lange's lawyer, MIchael Grasso, says Artie pled guilty because "If we would have taken it to trial the interest of the media would have outweighed the best interests of my client."

Grasso also said the prosecution planned to call more than 10 witnesses and he would have had to counter that with a dozen witnesses of his own -- so the plea just made sense.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Exclusives


Tags: Artie Lange, ArtieLange, DUI, guilty, Howard Stern, HowardStern

Artie Lange Pleads Not Guilty

Artie Lange Artie Lange just pled not guilty to driving under the influence.

As we first reported, Lange was arrested on Friday after rear-ending another car in Toms River, NJ. Lange's lawyer says he passed an alcohol screening test after the crash -- but cops thought he was under the influence anyway and requested a urine sample. The results of that test aren't in yet.

Artie is due back in court on Aug. 26.

Filed under: Howard Stern


Tags: artie lange, ArtieLange, dui, howard stern, HowardStern, NJ, toms river, TomsRiver

Artie Lange Proclaims DUI Innocence

Artie Lange"Howard Stern Show" funnyman Artie Lange has been open about his battles with drugs and alcohol -- so when he says he wasn't drunk the day he was busted for DUI, we tend to believe him.

Artie proclaimed his innocence during today's show on Sirius. He explained that he was on his way to pick up a prescription for his sick mother when, as we first reported, he rear-ended another car.

Lange said he blew a 0.0 on his Breathalyzer and passed every test the officer gave him -- he said he doesn't know what part he failed.

Lange was charged with driving under the influence and is due back in court on Thursday,

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Howard Stern


Tags: Artie Lange, ArtieLange, DUI, Howard Stern Show, HowardSternShow

Artie Lange Arrested for Suspicion of DUI

Artie Lange Arrested for Suspicion of DUIWe've just learned Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI moments ago in New Jersey.

Law enforcement sources tell us the "Howard Stern Show" veteran was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

UPDATE: Cops tells us Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving.

Filed under: Howard Stern, Drunks


Tags: arrested, artie lange, ArtieLange, DUI, howard stern show, HowardSternShow

The Artie of War -- Lange Crushes Joe Buck

Artie Lange ripped Joe Buck a new one in an epic battle of cut downs last night -- as the "Howard Stern Show" veteran hit the sports announcer with insult after insult on what was supposed to be a night celebrating Joe's new show.



It all started during Artie's guest appearance on the "Joe Buck Live" show on HBO last night -- but the war of words only escalated during the "overtime" segment, which takes place after the actual show and is only shown on the web.

During the webcast, Joe did his best to fight back against Artie's relentless barrage of insults -- and even managed to sneak in a few jabs of his own -- but it was clear Joe was wayyy out of his league as Artie did nothing short of brutally roast the host.

You gotta see it.

Filed under: Howard Stern, Celebrity Feuds, Talk Sports


Tags: artie lange, ArtieLange, joe buck, JoeBuck

Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

No-holds-barred "Howard Stern Show" sidekick, Artie Lange, let loose some behind-the-scenes information on losing the lead role in "Brokeback Mountain" to Heath Ledger. Too soon? Not for Artie ...


Lange's rant occurred as the swelling comedian and "Madhouse" maestro Jeff Beacher were heading into JET Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Filed under: Hot Vegas


Tags: artie lange, ArtieLange

A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 1/13 - 1/19

This week in the Thirty Mile Zone: Amy Winehouse got blond and angry, Suri's dad confronted public nausea, there was a beefcake superhero menage a trois, and Jenna Jameson quit (videotaping) porn. Jessica Alba showed her baby bump, Paris did it on all fours, and Ashlee Simpson received a mannequin makeover!

Need seconds? Try out the best pics from two weeks ago!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Ashlee Simpson


Tags: amy winehouse, AmyWinehouse, artie lange, ArtieLange, ashlee simpson, AshleeSimpson, brook hogan, BrookHogan, greasy bear, GreasyBear, hulk hogan, HulkHogan, jenna jameson, JennaJameson, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, kate hudson, KateHudson, nick hogan, NickHogan, paris hilton, ParisHilton, tom cruise, TomCruise

Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan


Tags: artie lange, ArtieLange

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