All posts containing the tag: "Bai Ling"
Last night TMZ's favorite chicken-dancing space cadet, Bai Ling, crossed heels with Queen of the Lucite Jungle, Shauna Sand.
Beware the four horsemen -- this is surely a sign of the apocalypse.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Shauna Sand
She's loony as the day is long -- but even Bai Ling was a little weirded out when a guy with little regard for personal space hit her up for cash.
Even more surprising: the star of one "Lost" episode had some paper to spare.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
One girl hilariously -- at least to us -- broke into tears after catching a glimpse of the Jonas Brothers ... but that's nothing compared to the chick who says she got pooped on while waiting to meet 'em.
Also in NY: Martha Stewart got swept up by Jonas Bros. fans, Mama Knowles said Beyonce wasn't preggers and we talked to B herself later that night at a Hennessey dinner.
In L.A.: Cher went out in public, Rose McGowan bashed Congressman Weiner, two of J. Lo's exes were spotted, Bai Ling showed off her new sex toy and Laker fan Fergie left at half time -- missing her team get brutally defeated.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Star Catcher
Holly Madison must be vigorous on the pole -- check out those nasty bruises from strip aerobics class!
Also in L.A.: Carly Smithson and Brooke White worked the crowd outside Larry King, Jonah Hill felt awkward, Marcia Cross hid her newly-cut hair under a hideous bob, and Fergie tried to hide her firm behind.
In NY: Ashlee Simpson wouldn't talk Romo, Liv Tyler played with her adorable son Milo and Kim K. got her party on with Reggie Bush.
Filed under: Star Catcher
What kind of whacked out moon dust does Bai Ling have stored away in those hooker boots of hers?
... and where do we get some?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Jesse McCartney and Aubrey O'Day flaunted their new pairing at the two most pap-filled places in NYC -- The Waverly Inn and Butter. It screams publicity stunt ... but does anyone even care?
Also in NY: Leona Lewis greeted fans and Ryan Gosling dodged questions about rumored girlfriend Kirsten Dunst.
In L.A.: Bai Ling was wacky as ever in her crazy space swimsuit, Ruben Studdard was happy to be recognized, Jewel was sassy as ever and Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt said they tried to get married once ... to each other.
Filed under: Star Catcher
P!nk wouldn't admit to hanging with Bai Ling -- saying she doesn't "name drop." We think it's because Bai's a chicken dancing, bad rhyme-busting, space cadet who will do nothing but damage her street cred.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Bai Ling doesn't need any real beach buddies to have a good time -- the voices in her head keep her more than occupied.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
If Hilary Duff knows anything about Lalaine Vergara Paras' meth bust, she ain't talking about it.
Also in NY: Carly Smithson placed blame on Andrew Lloyd Weber for her getting the boot, Johnny Galecki said he'd be game for a "Roseanne" reunion and Bethenny Frankel talked about NY "Housewives" Alex McCord's nude pics.
In L.A.: The incomprehensible Bai Ling couldn't understand simple English, Luke Perry revealed who'd be playing his role in the "90210" spin-off, Lo ate it in her car and Sophie Monk was forced to talk about Ryan Seacrest when she got locked out of her apartment.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Jason Lewis was all about getting his spit all over our camera again -- and our photog couldn't be happier.
Also in NY: Ricki Lake couldn't control her laughter when asked about John Mayer, Helena Christensen got snubbed by an ageist and Dita Von Teese lamented her lost swan.
In LA: Deepak Chopra had some truly hilarious insight into Oprah Winfrey, Djimon Hounsou reacted to the most random compliment ever, Lindsay Lohan actually looked happy and Bai Ling was as spacey as ever.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Britney Spears now has a musical connection to space cadet/wacktress Bai Ling -- but thankfully there's no duet in the works ... yet.
Brit didn't say a word, but Ling let it slip that her boyfriend/producer (and son of Dionne Warwick) Damon Elliott, was in the recording studio with Spears last night. Of course, Bai also believes she's been to the moon, so she could be full of it ... but this one seems legit.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears
Bai Ling says she's been vacationing on the moon. We're thinkin' Uranus makes more sense.....
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Shoplifting chicken dancer Bai Ling went au naturel while on the Vancouver set of her new movie on Thursday. Holy s**t! Someone actually hired this loon?!
Apparently, the film's hair and makeup budget was somewhere in the $0.00 range.
Oh and the name of the flick is "Dim Sum Funeral." R.I.P.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty
Bai Ling celebrated pleading guilty to disturbing the peace by drinking a big 'ol glass of wine. Thatta girl!
In her wacked-out mess of a blog, Bai writes, "Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes! I will drink a sexy red wine tonight after my filming and celebrate. I am smiling for real!"
She was ordered to pay a fine of several hundred dollars after allegedly stealing $16.22 from an airport convenience store. With all this taken care of, Ling can resume her busy, chicken-dancing schedule.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
In her most recent blog, Bai Ling called her alleged pilfering of $16.22 worth of goods from an airport "an innocent mistake." So now she's making sense?? Doubtful.
The chicken-dancer extraordinaire adds that she is "confident that the truth will be told since I never had any intention of taking items without paying for them." Riiiight.
Using words like "infraction" and "misdemeanor charges," the statement lacks such trademark Ling-isms as "Dusts like the stars dancing in a slow motion shines the sunlight."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
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