The worst waiter in the history of existence, who gives waiters everywhere a terrible name, who has no future in the service industry -- but whom Paula Abdul would have probably loved -- dropped a case of beer on his way into Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash last night, partially soaking his beloved Rolls.
We know why Carrie Prejean backed out of doing "Larry King Live" tonight. She partied too hard!
Carrie celebrated her 22nd birthday in Atlanta last night. She was scheduled to do Larry's show tonight in L.A., but her people called hours ago and said Carrie had a birthday party last night and she was really tired and took a flight that put the airhead in the air at the time Larry airs.
And wait, there's more. You've heard the story that Carrie is co-hosting "FOX and Friends" later this month? Well we found out she has not asked anyone from the Miss California pageant for permission -- a direct violation of the ground rules Donald Trump established yesterday at the bimbo summit.
Unlike most other Earth children, Suri Cruise's third birthday party is a media event -- but Tom and Katie had to call the cops when the paparazzi crashed the shindig ... in a helicopter.
Tom's camp called Beverly Hills police around 3:00 PM yesterday to complain about the helicopter overhead. We're told the LAPD airship did a flyby, but the helicopter was gone by the time they arrived.
Cake, party games, and birthday audits went on as planned.
Miley Cyrus officially turned 16 yesterday, even though she's been celebrating it for ... about a year.
And there were untold levels of Freudian complexity over the b-day weekend, according to Perez Hilton, who reports Miley, BF Justin Gaston, and dad Billy Ray Cyrus went to tattoo parlor on Friday night. It was papa C who got inked up, while Miley and Justin swapped saliva during the tatting-up.
The classy mother of two celebrated her 41st b-day at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas by diving head first into the sweet section of a questionable birthday cake.
Lindsay Lohan's 22nd birthday throw down is toned down from what it was supposed to be -- 'memba this? -- but that doesn't mean it won't be a wild affair.
We're told her full sister Ali and loony mom Dina are flying in for the private party. It's being held tonight at Teddy's inside the Roosevelt Hotel -- where LiLo has several suites lined up. There won't be a sponsor, but word is it will be a celeb-infested soiree. Sam Ronson won't be working the gig -- the two pals wanna be able to spend some precious time together.
And don't think about crashing the celebration -- sources tell us that security is so tight, everyone entering the party must be cleared by La Lohan herself.
We called Mike Heller from Talent Resources -- the marketing firm that tried to put her original bday bash together -- he had no comment.
R&B diva Toni Braxton celebrated her forty-first birthday yesterday at Mr.Chow -- and Ms. Lady looks fabu!
There was an A-list turnout for her intimate dinner, including music mogulsaurus Clive Davis, mega entrepreneur Russell Simmons, and gorgeous actress Jenifer Lewis. And the rich folks can eat! At the end of the night, TMZ took a peek at the table's bill -- a whopping $2,933.80! Holy eggroll!
For such a small group of people, these folks did some major damage! Un-break the bank!
"Grey's Anatomy" starlet Sara Ramirez got her groove on to J.Lo's "Get Right" -- by dancing on a table and hiking up her dress at TAO in Las Vegas on Saturday. McSteamy!
The 31-year-old Tony winner jumped onto the catwalk at the Venetian hotel club, while celebrating at former co-star Kate Walsh's bachelorette party. Girls gone wild!
Sources tell us Ramirez, Walsh and 15 girlfriends partied into the AM, after gorging on platters of sushi, Kobe beef and chicken pad thai. Is there a doctor in the house?!
It was quite a night for Cameron Diaz's surf stud, Kelly Slater, who celebrated his 35th birthday at Mercedes Grill in Marina del Rey last night. Many famous faces were there, including La Diaz herself -- and Pam Anderson -- who hooked up with the surfer back in the '90s. How modern! Although the scene was set for an uncomfortable situation, all seemed to remain low-key. Luckily for Kelly, Cam's jealous alter ego was kept at bay. Everybody's gone surfin'.
Donnie Wahlberg Damn... MONDAY may be one of the craziest days EVER! There will be soooooo much going down! Hope you all are ready!
Donnie Wahlberg Everybody who took FACETIME pics... I will be posting a link Monday. That was soooo much FUN! One on one time with all of you! That's joy!