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Screechy Bear? -- Avril Rolls with Greasy

As if spitting at paparazzi, hanging with Paris Hilton and completely sucking on stage wasn't bad enough, Avril Lavigne has hit a new low -- by hitting a nightclub with Brandon Davis. Gross.
Brandon & Avril: Click to watch

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


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Greasy Gets Smashed with P!nk

Greasy Bear may have gone home with P!nk's digits last night -- but from hitting her car, not hitting on her.
P!nk & Greasy: Click to watch
The oily heir was leaving the Viper Room when he slammed into a BMW, the same BMW P!nk was later seen riding shotgun in. Doesn't look like the cops were called -- the group exchanged info and took off.

Filed under: Train Wrecks


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Mirror, Mirror ... Who's the Greasiest of Them All?

We caught Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis outside of Villa last night -- and let him know that he's not the only Greasy in town anymore.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


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Greasy Bear: Stain on Humanity

Sweathog Brandon Davis is the pits!

The oily heir emerged from inside the appropriately titled NYC nighclub Butter -- looking like Whitney Houston after an all-nighter.

Will someone please pass this sad clown the Arrid Extra Dry?!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!


Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis

Gummi Bear: The Next Valerie Bertinelli?

If the money was right, Jason Davis (who has mysteriously shed quite a few LBs lately) would gladly be a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.


Right, because there's nothing they'd want more than the endorsement of a heroin using, pompous brother of a hate-filled bigot.

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Brandon & Rick: Two Vile & Crazy Guys!

Racist homophobe Brandon Davis and sex-tape impresario Rick Salomon are a match made in douchebag heaven!
Greasy Bear and Rick Salomon
The tragic duo didn't let a little thing like an invite stop them from crashing the "Bra Boys" premiere last night in Hollywood. We're told producers were pissed that the lowlifes showed up and wanted them booted from the event. Sources tell TMZ Brandon followed Koby Abberton -- the film's male lead -- around the shindig like a greasy puppy dog. Now what did he call that photog again?! We're told Koby wanted nothing to do with the heinous oil heir because -- he's "a homophobe and a racist."

Sources inside the event tell us Greasy and Rick were the first to arrive and the last to leave. Even rich pricks like to get their free booze on!

Filed under: Train Wrecks


Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, Ric Saloman, RicSaloman

Greasy Bear -- Black Driver, Yellow Belly

Without his Uncle Tom bud Dallas Austin around, Brandon Davis is a total pansy.


A braver Brandon flipped off paps Friday night at Villa -- but yesterday he booked it for his ride whenever cameras came close, still refusing to say a word about the racist and homophobic remarks he dropped last week. The only black guy in his entourage Monday was his driver, who apparently doesn't get paid to have any opinion.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis

Racist Shields Greasy Self Behind Uncle Tom

It's the low point since TMZ turned its lights on. The ever-disgusting Brandon Davis, who polluted the streets of H-Wood Thursday night with the words "nigger" and "faggot," showed up at the scene of the crime Friday night, arm and arm with a black man who told the paps, "I'm a nigga man, he likes me." How this man could embrace such a sleazebag is beyond comprehension.



Davis, ever the sub-human coward, refused to say a word. No apologies, nothing. Remember, he's the same guy who went on the firecrotch rant.

Watch the video -- and we strongly advise to do it on an empty stomach.

By the way, shame on Villa nightclub for allowing him in. Guess they don't have a bigot policy.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis

Jason Davis -- You Clever Bitch

TMZ tracked down Jason Davis to get a reaction to his brother's hate-filled night, in which Brandon hurled the slurs, "nigger" and "faggot."


Jason couldn't make a fast enough getaway and was as eloquent as ever.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, jason davis, JasonDavis

Forget Firecrotch: Greasy's a Racist, Homophobe

Getting taunted by the paparazzi sucks -- but it's still no excuse to attack someone with some of the most offensive slurs in the English language. Paging Michael Richards!


One photog was definitely laying into Brandon Davis outside Foxtail last night, but Brandon took it to another level by calling the black photog a "nigger." The pack of photogs was shocked -- and ripped back, calling him "Greasy Crotch" and "d-bag."

Around an hour later, cameras caught the scumbag oil heir still fuming outside of Villa, where he called TMZ's photog "a faggot." Classy.


Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, greasy bear, GreasyBear

Greasy Smarter Than the Average Bear?

We tried to bait Greasy into another "firecrotch" rant last night -- but the Bear wouldn't bite.


He's really only famous for that infamous verbal-vomit, so why the sudden standards?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis

Greasy Bear = Stinky Bear?

Brandon Davis' driver was seen spraying their SUV with air freshener last night.


It could have also been disinfectant, not that that's really any better.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


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Brandon Davis is a "Scumbag"

Surprise, surprise, Greasy Bear's got no game.


The sweaty bro of Gummi didn't make a good impression on two hotties at Villa last night -- the chicks bashing his lame-ass pick-up lines for TMZ.

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Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, greasy bear, GreasyBear

Brother Bear Growls at TMZ

Greasy Bear has nothin' to say about his bro's heroin bust.


TMZ caught him outside Mr. Chow last night -- where instead of spilling the dirt, he only barked us back and retreated from the restaurant. Paging Michael Vick!

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Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, Jason Davis, JasonDavis

Greasy Bear -- Now Available with 50% Less Fat!

A new and improved version of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was unveiled on the beaches of Australia on Sunday. Is that a two pack he's sporting?
Brandon Davis
All the same douchebaggery -- but with half the calories!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies


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