Brigitte 2.0 -- The Sum of Her Reassembled Parts
For Brigitte Nielsen, kicking booze, cigarettes and Flavor Flav to the curb did a body good. 
That full body plastic surgery job didn't hurt either.
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Brigitte: I'd Show Shock If My Face Could Move
A revamped Brigitte Nielsen says she keeps close with the Stallones -- wonder why they didn't fill her in on Sly's allegedly murderous step-brother, Bryan, who got caught up in a drug deal gone bad?
Well, she knows now.
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Brigitte Nielsen Is Post-Op
Brigitte Nielsen, who says she is 45, recently received a facelift, eyelift, liposuction, breast lift and new teeth on live TV for her German reality show. Take that, Carnie Wilson!
Here's FrankenBrigitte clubbing in London last night.
Couldn't she have splurged for a new 'do and outfit too?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
We Give Up Too, Bridge
Move over Olly Girls, there's a not-so-new tanorexic buxom blonde in town -- Brigitte Nielsen! Orange Sonja!
The 44-year-old ex- Mrs. Stallone turned up at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday, looking lovely as ever in a sheer dress, and sporting a natural sun-kissed shade of Oompa Loompa mandarin. This gal is so color-coordinated -- her teeth even match her hair!
She's gorge!
Filed under: Beauty
More Foofy-Foofy
Brigitte Nielsen brought her freshly rehabaliciousness to the Flava Flav roast -- oh yes, it was a veritable feast of roasting nuts on the purple carpet, including arrestaholic Snoop Dogg, alleged funnyman Joe Rogan, porny Ron Jeremy, squeezed-into-it Carrot Top and the sex-a-luscious Alexis Arquette.
Jerry Springer is seen walking into Mr. Chow, saying nothing. So enjoy it.
Sharon Stone was seen shopping for clothes -- and she needs 'em -- she's got a new BF, supposedly Craig Ferguson -- is there no end to the excitement of today's Star Catcher?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Star Catcher
Brigitte Nielsen in Rehab -- Who Knew?!
In case you thought rehab was just for twentysomethings, TMZ has learned that 44-year-old Brigitte Nielsen checked into rehab a few weeks ago -- and is getting out in the next 24 hours. Clean and sober and completely under the radar!
A source close to Nielsen tells us she checked herself into North Hollywood's Cri-Help treatment facility several weeks ago and is doing well. Although it isn't known what Flava Flav's ex-girlfriend is in treatment for, our source says, "It was her decision," adding "It was the right time." Cheers to that!
Looks like Lindsay and Britney have someone else they can not drink with all night!
Filed under: Nurse!
Navarro Unafraid of Flav's Sloppy Seconds
Dave Navarro really wants his Internet show to be a success ... so he's kissing Brigitte Nielsen?!
Paps snapped the tatted rocker lapping at the former Danish bombshell and mother of four. He divorced Carmen Electra for this???
You can catch the rest of the action on ManiaTV.com ... if you can take it.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Train Wrecks
Brigitte's Breast Buffet
Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!
TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!
Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.
Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
