Nick Hogan'scar broke down in Beverly Hills yesterday ... before he could put anyone else in a permanent vegetative state.
The 19-year-old ex-con -- with big sis Brooke waiting patiently at his side -- got the vehicle up and running by adding some engine coolant. Too bad everything isn't that easy.
Not many families can brag about falling victim to both the Oedipus and Electra complexes. Check out the pics of Nick hanging out with mom Linda and her boyfriend Charley -- who's one year older than her ne'er-do-well son and suspiciously similar in looks.
Brooke, who is "freaked out" about Linda's beau, has no problemo with dad dating a carbon copy of herself.
How the hell can Hulk Hogan tell the difference between his 20-year-old-daughter Brooke and his 30-something girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel?! Or can he? With her estranged mom Linda busy tending to her teenage boyfriend, new BFFs Brooke and Jen spent some creepy quality time together wearing matching busty white tank tops on Thursday.
If it weren't for Hulk Hogan's mullet, orange skin and matching bandana, you'd swear this was Hugh Hefner and his bottle blonde girls next door. Hulk was snapped in Miami with his 20-year-old daughter Brooke, while holding his creepy Brooke-alike girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel -- or was it the other way around?!
Just like Hef's harem, they're one big happy family.
Brooke Hogan's makeup has never looked better! The un-incarcerated, married or divorced Hogan just changed her MySpace photo to this. Looks like Brooke feels life behind bars with little brother Nick would be better than dealing with the shenanigans of her family on the outside. We might have to agree with her on this one.
How the hell does Hulk Hogan tell his 30-something girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel (left) and his 20-year-old daughter Brooke (right) apart?! Maybe Hulk can't either --- unless he rubbed lotion on Brooke's inner thighs and caught her panty dance on purpose!
Brooke and Jen compared notes while tanning together on Monday.
Hulk Hogan just can't get enough of his daughter's scantily clad ass.
Having already lotioned up her inner thighs and "supervised" a Maxim photo shoot, Hogan continued the creepy trend by watching Brooke shake it with a burlesque troupe this weekend in South Beach. His Brooke-alike GF was there too.
Cameron Diaz was blaring her horn on the pappers -- but she should have listened to 'em, they were warning her she's a scofflaw for talking on a cell phone.
Also in L.A.: Vanessa Williams worked on the new Hannah Montana flick, Miley talked about Jamie Lynn's baby, Mama Spears met back up with Brit, Paris was heckled about her horrific past in film and Pauly Shore said goodbye ... for now, but he just won't live.
In NY: Brooke Hogan gave us a look that could kill when we asked about her incarcerated bro, Ethan Hawke was gangbanged after walking past Madge's building and Greasy Bear was just gross.
As his son rots in jail and John Graziano sits practically brain dead in a Florida hospital, Hulk Hogan is once again drowning his sorrows in his daughter's ass.
Brooke Hogan recently posed for a spread in Maxim magazine, and Hulk was on set to watch her get wet and writhe around half-naked in the sand. Good thing he was there; we hear he's also a pro at applying suntan oil.
There's a lot of guys who would kill to rub oil in between Brooke Hogan's thighs -- but her birth father shouldn't be one of 'em! Billy Ray Cyrus on line one! In an attempt to turn Brooke a similar shade of burnt amber, Hulk creepily rubbed lotion and frolicked with his 19-year-old eldest child -- along with his Brooke-alike girlfriend -- at an L.A. hotel pool on Monday. Keep it in the family.
It's been raining for over a week in Los Angeles -- but some stars didn't get the memo. Our cameras caught quite a few celebs, including a half-naked Brooke Hogan, whose accessories for the evening didn't include an umbrella ella ella. Luckily, you can always count on a valet to save the day -- or just use your purse like Hilary Duff.