Welcome to Chapter 13 in the Scott Storch-is-broke-again saga -- today we've learned how the once-loaded music producer now has more debt than he has dollars.
Storch filed a bunch of papers in U.S. Bankruptcy Court, revealing that Scott owes $58,077.37 to 13 creditors in 7 states.
To put this in perspective, dude's net worth was reportedly $70 million in 2006.
Storch had produced music for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Chris Brown. Now he has more in common with Suge Knight.
Sporting her Where's Waldo bifocals, mother of pearl necklace and ladylike Isotoner leather gloves, dance diva Lady GaGa left her hotel in Paris looking like she was ready for the sexy secretarial pool at PriceWaterhouseCoopers.
But don't worry, because underneath that Talbots blazer is a spandex leotard bluffin' on her muffin'.
Celebs are used to purchasing million dollar homes and trading them like baseball cards, but with the economy hitting rock bottom, stars like Britney Spears, Richard Gere, Elle Macpherson and Shaquille O'Neal have drastically slashed millions on their mansions on the market.
If you ever wanted to live in your Idol's digs -- now's the time.
Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie appeared at Villa last night, leaving their kids at home. They did however bring the boring, scruffy men in their life. What an awesome foursome.
It was the Battle of the Babies over the long weekend -- with Christina Aguilera's boy Max trying to outcute Gwen and Gavin's tot Kingston. May the fiercest child win!
Also -- TMZ's favorite stripper-heel wearing street walker, Shauna Sand, turned "22" and Vanilla Ice tried to bust a rhyme. It didn't go well.
TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.
Someone should tell Christina Aguilera the only people who go to Hyde anymore are Sean Stewart and Jack Osbourne.
Also in L.A.: Robbie Williams was "heavily medicated," Jason Castro dodged the paps and Benji Madden just wanted a little private time.
In NY: Rhianna and Mike Myers worked the TRL crowd, Billy Ray Cyrus was off to see Miley, LL Cool J's wife rocked a gold crutch and Rachel Bilson was cute as ever.
Christina Aguilera had a crazy night at LAX in Vegas this weekend -- whenever her husband wasn't around.
While the "Dirrty" bird bounced all over her cute blonde friend, Jordy parked in their booth. Even Verne Troyer looked like he was having more fun ... and he was flipping everyone off.
In a world turned upside down, Frankie Delgado left Foxtail with a car full of women -- while his ladykillin' BFF Brody Jenner left all by his lonesome.
Also in L.A.: Mary Steenburgen was asked about Ted Danson's possible physical enhancements, Christina Aquilera was serenaded by her own tunes, Tommy Lee was clueless about his hometown team, Audrina Patridge's sister showed of her larger talents, Julianne Hough was insulted outside of Katsuya and Kendra Wilkinson exposed her lucky Lakers thong.
Christina Aguilera's not like regular moms, she's a cool mom -- one who'd opt for club hopping instead of listening to a baby monitor all night.
With her 4-month-old son Max sleeping at home, Xtina and her hubby got their party on again at Villa -- her second time out this week, sixth this month. She'll cap it off by hosting a party at LAX in Vegas this weekend. A mother's work is never done.
Christina Aguilera got one of our guys all worked up.
He played it cool on the scene, but in his shoot report our photog wrote "She gives me a great smile, a wink and waves me bye. My heart melts." Too bad for him, she was with her hubby.
Welcome to Chapter 13 in the Scott Storch-is-broke-again saga -- today we've learned how the once-loaded music producer now has more debt than he has dollars. 
