Video of Britney Spears' so-called on stage lap dance for Lance Bass has finally surfaced -- and let's just say if it happened at a strip club ... dude would definitely get his money back.
It all went down -- or didn't -- at Brit's concert in Las Vegas this weekend. Instead of actually dancing in Lance's lap -- hence the term "lap dance" -- Brit Brit just sort of shimmies in the ex-NSYNCer's vicinity in next-to-nothing for a 'lil bit.
Like Michael Jackson's memorial couldn't get any crazier -- Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey continued an L.A. tradition this morning by parading their elephants through downtown ... to the Staples Center.
11 elephants, seven horses, tigers, zebras, ponies and dogs are being stowed in a back lot behind Staples for a five-day Ringling event this week.
The woman arrested for ominous behavior on Britney Spears' property says for her, Britney was like an assignment you get in chemistry class.
Miranda Tozier-Robbins was arrested outside of Britney's home wearing camouflage and holding a camera ... but it turns out the whole thing was kind of a misunderstanding. In her mind at least.
The 26 year-old art student, who attends the Art Institute in L.A., claims she was just trying to show the lengths to which the paparazzi have to go get their pics. The footage was going to be used in a documentary film she's currently working on.
Apparently the excuse is working -- TMZ has learned that Tozier-Robbins won't face any punishment at her college as long as she keeps attending classes.
So in a way, the whole thing was kind of like a science fair project -- and Britney was the dangerous volcano stuffed full of baking soda and vinegar.
With the Resurrection of Britney tour hitting up Florida, a curvy Kevin Federline took his two Spears subsidized kids and his two kids with Shar Jackson to Disney World this weekend.
It's a small world after all ... for everything but K-Fed's waistline.
Leaving her tassels on the tour bus, Britney Spears brightened some kids' day yesterday by bringing her circus -- including Michael Jackson's umbrella gang -- to the Miami Children's Hospital.
It's a good thing Britney lip-syncs. Real singers have that whole smokers voice issue just before kicking off a tour.
As bro Bryan handles the kids, Brit handles a cig as she lands in Louisiana. The kids will stay there while Britney begins a series of concerts next week.
It's official... Britney Spears will go on tour -- for a price.
We've learned Jamie Spears and K-Fed have now both signed the document we told you about last week, which clears the path for Brit taking her kids on the road for her upcoming concert tour. What, you ask, is in it for Federline?? How bout $5,000 a week.
As we first reported, the way the deal goes is Jayden James and Sean Preston will follow Britney to three hubs -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Britney will commute back and forth from each hub during the tour. She's also renting houses in New Jersey and New Orleans for Kevin if he wants to come along for the ride. But K-Fed gets the $5,000 a week, whether he shows up or not.
But wait, there's more. We've learned the deal Jamie and K-Fed signed memorializes the custody arrangement they've all been following since last year. Britney gets the kids 3 days and nights a week, according to the new agreement, which will remain in effect after the tour is over. We're also told many weeks, Britney has the kids more than Kevin. So in effect it's 50/50 custody.
Score another victory for Brit's lawyer, Laura Wasser, who sealed the deal.
So in the wake of our story this morning -- that Britney Spears will cancel her tour if K-Fed's lawyers won't let her kids hit the road with her -- Brit has just posted a statement on her website:
"Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour." Well, maybe...
But we know it's not a done deal... nothing has been signed. As for the dispute between K-Fed's lawyers and Britney re: taking the kids on the road -- a lot of progress was made today after our story broke.
Again, the deal has not been struck, but it's definitely moving in that direction. Funny the way that happens...
Long before Steve-O first stapled his scrotum to his leg, the "Jackass Number 2" star was actually juggling balls -- instead of inflicting pain to them. Seriously.
TMZ has obtained a photo of Steve-O, aka Steven Gilchrist Glover, during his training at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College back in 1997. Steve-O was one of only 33 people accepted into the program to which over 2000 applied. After graduation, Steve-O the Clown went on to an illustrious career as a performer for Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines.
The woman arrested for ominous behavior on Britney Spears' property says for her, Britney was like an assignment you get in chemistry class.
It's official... Britney Spears will go on tour -- for a price.
So in the wake of our story this morning -- that Britney Spears 
