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Anne Heche Rips into Her 'Lazy Ass' Ex

They're finally divorced, but that doesn't mean Anne Heche is done dragging her baby daddy through the mud -- and last night on Letterman, she let loose.

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Heche repeatedly slammed ex-hubby Coley Laffoon, calling him a "lazy ass" whose greatest achievement was getting a gig coaching soccer. Heche also told Dave -- and the rest of the country -- that Coley won't leave her alone.

Heche -- who accused Lafoon of chronic masturbation during their nasty custody battle -- now pays her ex $3,700 a month in child support.

The best part -- Heche busted out an impression of what she thinks Coley looks like when he gets the monthly check ... priceless.

Filed under: TV, Celebrity Feuds


Tags: anne heche, AnneHeche, coley laffoon, ColeyLaffoon, david letterman, DavidLetterman, divorce, the late show, TheLateShow

Heche and Laffoon Act Like Sane People

Anne Heche, Coley LaffoonThe Anne Heche/Coley Laffoon circus divorce is one act closer to its finale.

In the latest chapter of this loony saga, Laffoon agreed today to move out of the couple's Hancock Park home -- which has been on the market for the past month -- by September 2. Coley has been living there with the couple's 5-year-old son, Homer. After Laffoon is out, Celestia -- er, Anne -- can get access to the house before it's sold.

Last month, the couple argued in court over bedroom furniture -- a bed and two nightstands -- which is nothing compared to Laffoon calling Heche "delusional" and Heche accusing Coley of being addicted to porn. Crazy kids.

UPDATE: Heche and Laffoon continued to battle over custody. In court papers filed today, Heche petitioned to spend more time with Homer. She is also seeking to modify a prior arrangement that called for Heche to give two weeks notice when she intends to exercise her custodial time -- she'd rather give a week's notice when she doesn't plan to. She cites her work schedule as the reason.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice


Tags: anne heche, AnneHeche, coley laffoon, ColeyLaffoon

Heche and Laffoon Agree -- for Once!

Anne Heche, Coley LaffoonDespite vulgar, obscene and downright insulting accusations, "Men in Trees" star Anne Heche and soon-to-be-ex-hubby Coley Laffoon have finally decided to work together ... on one thing.

TMZ obtained a transcript of Monday's divorce proceedings at L.A. County Superior Court, where the two told the judge that they have finally agreed to to put their Hollywood mansion up for sale. When one of Heche's lawyers announced the address to the court, Laffoon stood up and pointed out that the zip code was incorrect. Heche's lawyer responded, "I stand corrected." The judge, apparently shocked by the cooperation, chimed in, "All right. Well, we at least solved something!"

Baby steps people, baby steps.


Filed under: Celebrity Justice


Tags: Anne Heche, AnneHeche, Coley Laffoon, ColeyLaffoon

Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.


Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Celebrity Feuds


Tags: anne heche, AnneHeche, coley laffoon, ColeyLaffoon