"Google me, you dumb f**k" is one of the greatest catchphrases ever -- but we had to know, why didn't Yahoo! heiress/Tila Tequila ex Courtenay Semel scream her daddy's former company's name instead?
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TMZ has learned Tila Tequila's lesbian girlfriend was arrested in Vegas last night -- for allegedly hitting on a guy!
According to law enforcement sources in Las Vegas, it all went down outside of Pure nightclub when a boozed up Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, "smacked" a security guard in the back of the head on her way out of the place.
Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while members of her posse -- including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher -- waited for cops to arrive. Four hours later, law enforcement arrived and issued Semel a citation for battery. We're thinking daddy can probably cover the fine.
Attempts to reach a rep for Semel were unsuccessful.
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