"Google me, you dumb f**k" is one of the greatest catchphrases ever -- but we had to know, why didn't Yahoo! heiress/Tila Tequila ex Courtenay Semel scream her daddy's former company's name instead?
She hasn't governed a state and has no experience (that we are aware of ) being an unwed pregnant teen, but bisexual reality dating show star Tila Tequila offered up her sage advice to new It girl, VP nom Sarah Palin.
We got Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila's GF, at Villa last night and asked her about the report that she had hooked up with Lindsay Lohan pre-Sam. Courtenay had a thing or two to say about it, and so did her pal Brittny Gastineau.
Yesterday, Lindsay adamantly denied she was ever Coutenay's gal.
TMZ has learned Tila Tequila's lesbian girlfriend was arrested in Vegas last night -- for allegedly hitting on a guy!
According to law enforcement sources in Las Vegas, it all went down outside of Pure nightclub when a boozed up Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, "smacked" a security guard in the back of the head on her way out of the place.
Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while members of her posse -- including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher -- waited for cops to arrive. Four hours later, law enforcement arrived and issued Semel a citation for battery. We're thinking daddy can probably cover the fine.
Attempts to reach a rep for Semel were unsuccessful.
Harvey Levin This is what it looks like when Mike Tyson punches you in the face: http://su.pr/2Dhyzm.
Donnie Wahlberg LOVERS... I'm thinking we should take another day, or so, of being LOVERS instead of Soldiers! I'm kind of LOVING being your LOVER. That OK?
Kevin Smith Via @abeeken " #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex " As regarding 'Catholic Roulette': "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?" Kinda Moff for muff.
Fran Drescher Buy tix NOW 4 the Music&Comedy Concert in LA- 2 Benefit Cancer Schmancer- Early Detection Fran Vans- I'm hosting!-http://tinyurl.com/y97ojox
Kim Kardashian I really don't feel like it at all...but I am going to the gym for a workout. It's so hard to work out when u are sick!