Criss Angel is in the middle of a serious hostage situation -- and the hostage is a cute little kitty cat.
The Vegas magician is accused of taking a fluffy lil' feline belonging to fellow Vegas showman Jeff Beacher -- and now Beacher is getting his lawyers involved in an attempt to get his pet back.
In a strongly-worded letter fired off to Angel, Beacher accuses Angel of jacking the animal from a friend who was supposed to be watching the cat while Beacher mourned the death of his father.
Beacher claims Angel not only refuses to give it back -- but worse yet, he says the "Mindfreak" taunted him about the cat on the phone with comments like, "I took your cat ... he lives with me now ... the cat no longer likes you ... the cat and I have become close friends."
Now Beacher demands the safe return of the cat -- plus "the value of the use of his cat during the period of detention."
You won't see Hugh Hefner around if his ex Holly marries that magical d-bag Criss Angel, cause outside One Sunset Hef declared he wants nothing to do with those people. Remember, you're never too old to talk smack. Oh yeah -- that chick next to him, totally wearing a see-thru dress.
It might seem obvious -- but when Holly Madison was asked which one of her men is the better lover, she was forced to choose between the douche bag paying for her dinner -- or the old bag who signs her checks.
Holly wouldn't say if she's seen his "magic wand" yet, but it looks like Criss Angel gave Ms. Madison something she probably wishes he could make magically disappear -- a hickey!
Usually when couples that live together break up, one person throws the others' crap out the window and tells them to go to hell. Not in the Hefner household. Hef and Holly have broken up -- so they say -- but Holly told us she still calls the mansion her home. Interesting.
Madison also cleared up those pesky Criss Angel rumors, and what she thinks of Hugh's evil twins.
With a new $100 million dollar show underway in Vegas, you'd think Criss Angel could afford a shirt that closes ... or at least one with all its original parts. Like sleeves.
Fortunately, Criss managed to scrounge up enough cash for a full body wax.
Criss Angel and "American Gladiator" Wolf battled it out for douchebag outfit of the night at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday. Criss' women's fedora, sleeveless leather vest and ill-fitting jeans are accented beautifully by his guido jewelry. While Wolf's crushed velvet, sleeveless, double-breasted vampire coat dress thing and bootcut denim combo bring out the highlights in his fried, over-processed weave.
After winning something on Thursday called the Merlin Award from the International Magicians Society, a bearded Criss Angel (yes, that's him on the right) viewed an image of himself inked onto a delusional fan's unfortunate back tattoo. Ouch! That's painful -- and getting the tat probably hurt too!
Getting kicked, kneed, punched and elbowed in the head is just another day at the office for UFC fighters -- who followed up last night's fights by letting loose at PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace and Prive Nighclub at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Punch drunk indeed!
As if the overdone jewelry, ridiculous hat and International Male catalog wardrobe weren't bad enough, Spyonvegas.com got a pic of cheeseball magician Criss Angel this weekend, showing off his latest accessory at the porn industry's AVN Awards -- a hairy, bushy beard! If only Criss could make himself disappear!
UPDATE: Turns out the chick with the "Why is this homeless guy touching me?!?" look on her face is Vivid star Sunny Leone. She's dirty, but he's filthy!
He's already allegebedded Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears, but Criss Angel's got a new wingman in the most unlikely of people -- U2 frontman Bono!
The magician and the rocker were caught partying together at PURE Nightclub at a pre-Halloween costume bash, though neither of them wore anything out of the ordinary ... well, not for them.
UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson was hanging with Angel as well.
While Britney trainwrecked, a slew of rockers, celebs and reality TV rejects donned their worst to witness it. Some stars should be heard and not seen, as proved by this year's crop of VMA casualties. Click on in for a look at some of this year's VMA Bad Fashion.
"Grey's Anatomy" star Ellen Pompeo and her fiance, Chris Ivery, dined at II Sole Monday night with ... Heavy D?! The diddly, diddly dee?! The trio was spotted getting into their vehicle as they exited the restaurant -- who knew Heavy D was still alive?!
Leaving the gym was Kimberly Stewart, who was obviously not in the mood for obvious questions. Also out in L.A.: Jesse McCartney, 20, and Evan Ross, 19 -- who had no problem getting into trendy Hollywood lounge, Hyde. Who needs IDs when you're rich ... b**ch?! Jenna Jameson and BF Tito Ortiz were fishing at Koi, where Jenna showed some PG-rated lovin' to photogs. And Criss Angel is magically ridiculous looking exiting Les Deux on Sunday.
All this and more in today's "Can you saw this in half?" edition of L.A. Star Catcher!