There is no logical excuse. At this point, more people know what BritBrit's hoocher looks like than they know what color eyes she has. The distressed mother of two was out again yesterday -- literally! Maybe she needed some fresh air. It's hot y'all! Either way, another Britney crotchograph -- not hot. And what will the court think?
"The Hills" star Audrina was caught flashing her unmentionables last night. While most crotchographs can be easily avoided, Audrina's clown car-esque getaway is one moment when paps were basically guaranteed the honey shot. Give the girl credit -- at least she's wearing panties. And they're white. That means she's pure.