For all the nonexistent people out there wanting a keepsake from the Danny Bonaduce/Jonny Fairplay fight at the Fox Reality Awards back in 2007... this is the moment you've long been waiting for.
Fairplay is getting rid of the jacket he was wearing when Danny Bonaduce de-toothed him -- by hawking it on eBay. Jonny's listing says: "It was my favorite hoodie but I look at it now of course with bad memories."
Why it took him 16 months to sell it, we don't know... but we're guessing rent is due.
Danny Bonaduce made a bunch of MLB players jealous last night. He was legally allowed to hit steroid rat Jose Canseco in the face.
Fans who witnessed the fight (apparently due to a lack of high-speed car chases on TV) were treated to three rounds of punching and grunting, followed by a heart pounding majority decision -- draw.
Bonaduce, standing a foot shorter than Canseco, told The Post Chronicle, "Part of me says there's a decent man right there that didn't want to kill the little guy. I feel weird that we tied."
The last time Danny Bonaduce publicly beat someone's face in, he was de-toothing Jonny Fairplay at an awards show. This time the fight was sanctioned, and he knocked out comedian Rev. Bob Levy during the second round of another "I sure could use some money" celebrity boxing match.
TMZ caught Will Arnett in a humbling situation with NYC paps -- they didn't know who he was (Who is Zach???). Also in Gotham, a bundled and clammed-up Woody Harrelson, a glum Courteney Cox cracking a wee smile, and Ashlee Simpson debuted her album -- for reals, people -- for the crowd at Marquee (and brought to you by that famous nightlife fuel, Caribou Iced Coffee.)
In LA: Heidi and Spencer getting their necessary pap fix on Robertson Blvd., Gummi Bear discussing his future business ventures and Danny Bonaduce loving TMZ!
Rehab-relapser Danny Bonaduce was trollin' strollin' in Hollywood on Friday night and was out with a woman young enough to be his daughter -- except she wasn't. Meet Bonaduce's rebound galpal, Sara Rue Amy Railsback. The pair met in a Starbucks ten months ago. Keep this in mind: Danny's new girl was born eight years after the final episode of "The Partridge Family" aired in March 1974.
After embarrassing photos of Danny's lil' partridge popped up on the net, the redheaded, rehabbed wreck promised he would prove how much of a grower he really is ... in the March issue of Penthouse.
Fortunately, for everyone, he didn't have the balls to do it.
The legendary drama that unfolded at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards in October -- when Dr. Danny Bonaduce performed some impromptu dental work on Jonny Fairplay -- could have gotten a lot worse. Or better ...
TMZ ran into Danny Lee Clark, a.k.a. Nitro from the former (and current) "American Gladiators," who attended the event with Fairplay -- but left early because, as he put it, he was "drunk."
Nitro told TMZ who he would have hit -- if he hadn't hit the bottle!
Man-throwin' Danny Bonaduce is fumin' over a recent nude pic that showed the little guy and his -- little guy. In fact, the former Partridge is so steamed about his Internet circulated bird shot, he's decided to show the world what he's really made of -- in the March issue of Penthouse. Can Danny improve on nature? A rep from Penthouse confirmed to TMZ that Danny did an interview with Chaunce Hayden, and, God help us, a photo shoot. The issue features the Pet of the Year -- and subscribers are sure to get a little more bang for their buck.
Danny Bonaduce wants the world to know, he was never monkey humped by Jonny Fairplay before the fateful event which left the "Survivor" star with a serious mouth injury.
In a lawsuit filed yesterday, Fairplay claims he and the former Partridge had engaged in the so-called humping routine twice before. Danny told the "Adam Carolla Show" radio audience today that he's barely said two words to Jonny in his life, let alone monkeyed around with him.
Carolla joked that any tape of Bonaduce and Fairplay proving otherwise would be a smoking gun -- so far, no such tape has surfaced.
Astrosexologist Kiki T. says that this week's incident between reality rascals Danny Bonaduce and Johnny Fairplay was all a matter of pride. Kiki, the author of "The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook," saw it in their signs. Danny, whose birthday is August 13, 1959, is a roaring Leo, and Johnny "Fairplay" Dalton, whose birthday is March 11, 1974, is a Pisces. Fishy!
"Pride means everything to a Leo, so when Pisces Johnny Fairplay decided to try to mess with Danny's Leo-ness he should have thought twice," says Kiki. But, "stupid behavior is a signature for Johnny, so he got what he deserved. As for Danny, even with the police report, he shouldn't be seeing any repercussions from this -- other than more publicity."
With a stitched-up lip and typically defeated demeanor, Jonny Fairplay exclusively told TMZ his side of the incident, giving a special "You're mean!" message to Danny Bonaduce.
Now TMZ has video of the altercation between reality stars Bonaduce and Fairplay that resulted in a bloodied Fairplay going home in an ambulance.
In the clip, Bonaduce interrupts the "Survivor" star as he's introducing an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards last night. Jonny does his signature monkey humping move (as seen in the "Survivor: Pearl Islands" opening) -- and things go downhill from there.
"America's Next Top Model" winner/"My Fair Brady" wife Adrienne Curry weighed in on last night's brawl between reality TV has-beens Danny Bonaduce and Jonny Fairplay -- and she says she started the fight! Curry claims that she's the one who goaded Bonaduce into busting Fairplay's face. On her blog, she explains that Danny asked her if he should "'go up there and tell him what a douche he is?' " while Fairplay was announcing an award.
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After embarrassing photos of Danny's lil' partridge popped up on the net, the redheaded, rehabbed wreck promised he would prove how much of a grower he really is ... in the March issue of Penthouse.
Danny Bonaduce wants the world to know, he was never monkey humped by Jonny Fairplay before 
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