Being dead for over 40 years or not a real person didn't stop cops at the Scottsdale, Ariz. P.D. from arresting Marilyn Monroe and Darth Vader.
TMZ obtained the Scottsdale PD's most recent Weekly Arrest Report and discovered a nasty charge of indecent exposure for a 76-year-old Marilyn Jean Monroe and identity theft by a 23-year-old Darth Vader. Anakin Skywalker has officially gone to the dark side!
We're told it was an innocent screw up, after the names and charges were entered during a computer systems test and wound up in the arrest log.
To the people of Scottsdale: May the farce be with you.
The Decepticons are evil, but they don't hold a light saber to the latest Star Wars Transformer.
You begin with the most evil of all structures, the Death Star. Then it transforms into Darth Vader. It's the Dark side concentrated into one devious toy. The Death Star Transformer will bring enemies to their knees with sounds, lights and voice effects directly from the films.
Paris Hilton as a sexy Alice in Wonderland and Larry "I am your father" Birkhead as Darth Vader were spotted on Saturday night, partying it up at the Playboy Mansion. Battle of the bottle blondes! Other guests included Paris' less famous sibling, Nicky, Adrien Grenier, Hugh Hefner and Quentin Tarantino. Clearly, Larry's saber grabbed the heiress' attention. *kssshhhhhhhh phhhhhhhhhssshhkkkhh*
An 85-foot tall hot air balloon fashioned to look like the infamous helmet of "Star Wars" warlord Darth Vader took to the skies Thursday to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the the original film. The $135,000 gas bag took flight in the small town of Ceroux, Belgium as part of a hot air balloon festival.
It is unknown whether the balloon is impenetrable to The Force.
Star Wars and computer nerds go together like BSD and terminal commands.
Aware of this undeniable fact, the Mimoco company is introducing a limited edition version of our favorite Sith lord in the form of a USB flash memory drive.
The flash drive, which measures at just over two inches in length, is available in three sizes starting at $79.95. The foreboding figure of Anakin Skywalker will certainly bring terror to your other inferior flash drives and any rebels residing in nearby cubicles.
The only problem is that we don't remember Darth Vader having bunny ears.
(TMZ apologizes for the numerous nerd references in the above story)
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Being dead for over 40 years or not a real person didn't stop cops at the Scottsdale, Ariz. P.D. from arresting Marilyn Monroe and Darth Vader.
The Decepticons are evil, but they don't hold a light saber to the latest Star Wars Transformer. 
Star Wars and computer nerds go together like BSD and terminal commands. 
