All posts containing the tag: "Dustin Diamond"
Harvey Walden has worked with a lot of wannabeens on "Celebrity Fit Club" -- but there's one guy in particular he says belongs on Celebrity "Piece of S**t" Club.
The fatty in question: "Dustin Screech Dumb Ass Diamond," who Harvey despises soooo much, he threatened to "rip his head off and fill his throat with low fat yogurt."
Someone get him some Yoplait!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
We were all prepared to shred Dustin Diamond when we discovered he booked a comedy show at a small town pizza joint this past weekend -- turns out Screech is the one laughing ... all the way to the bank.
TMZ has learned the former "Saved by the Bell" dork got paid $2,000 for a 2-night stand-up gig at Listrani's -- a local pizza place-turned-comedy club in Arlington, Virginia.
Besides the paycheck, the pizza joint also forked over enough dough to cover ...
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Filed under: Exclusives
Lark Voorhies is calling total BS on the new Dustin Diamond rumors -- claiming she and her fellow "Saved by the Bell" alums aren't furious about Screech's new tell-all book ... because they have nothing to hide. 
As for Diamond owing more than $21,000 in taxes -- the cast makes residuals from syndication, "he should be fine."
Dustin Diamond needs to be saved by the bill, as in dollar, because he's been accused of owing the Department of Revenue some serious cash.
We got a hold of a tax lien filed in January in Ozaukee County, Wisconsin -- showing Screech owes $21,015.62 in unpaid taxes. An Ozaukee County court clerk told us as of two days ago, it still hasn't been paid.
We hear the t-shirt business is booming this time of year.
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt, Exclusives
TMZ has obtained a wacky video clip from this season's VH1 "Celebrity Fit Club," where Dustin Diamond aka Screech goes absolutely crazy and drops a vicious rant against fellow D-list celebrity contestants.
Diamond spews slurs toward his fellow dieters, calling them "retarded" and "morons!" The former child star and porn actor then threatens each of them by saying, "I would like to slap the spit out of their mouths!" DD then targets "American Idol" castoff Kim Locke, by telling her she is a "big girl" and will always be one.
Click here to watch it unfold!
Check out their reactions Sunday at 9pm on VH1.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds
Dustin Diamond is trying to out-swag Gary Coleman at Sundance this week, and he's going back for seconds to do it. 
The aging child stars have been spotted around Park City with dueling camera crews following their every move. Coleman's rep tells TMZ he's in town to shoot a short film (get it? short film), though he wouldn't say any more about it. Diamond says he came to Sundance to "outgift" Coleman.
"My crew is going to be filming me come along and outdoing Gary Coleman," Screech told the Website iklipz.com, adding, "bigger and better and more expensive swag in every way, shape and form."
To do so, Diamond isn't above a little begging. He was at the Karl Feinstein Style Lounge when he got a crystal quartz charm bracelet from designer Kathleen Cavalaro. Then he tried to charm more out of Kathleen, but she wasn't having it. Sex tape stars don't get special treatment from her!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The release of the Screech sex tape was no accident.
Dustin Diamond previously shot down TMZ's report that he was involved in the release of his infamous sex tape, but now admits to Details magazine that he was in on it from it the start.
He explains in the interview that someone was threatening to let the tape loose, so he called up Red Light District and struck up a deal with them to beat the "sleaze guy" to the punch and make some money. "We backdoored them," he says ... bringing back all those icky "Dirty Sanchez" memories. Thanks a lot.
So much for Screech's public war of words with David Hans Schmidt.
Can't get enough Screech? Check out more of the interview on Details.com.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Celebrity Feuds
TMZ's biggest video of the year was Michael Richards' n-bomb heard round the world. Richards, famous for playing Cosmo Kramer on "Seinfeld," erupted with a racial tirade after some audience members started heckling the comedian's stand-up act. What came out of Richards' mouth was shocking and extremely profane, and led to the subsequent banning of the n-word from The Laugh Factory.
On a lighter note, 2006 saw the demise of Britney and K-Fed's marriage, and the unlikely pairing of the Britster with the one and only Paris Hilton. The two took Sin City by storm, with Spears partying so hard she lost her pants. Hey, at least she has something covering her no-no special place!
Britney continued the panty parade by shaking her barely covered butt in front of a window at her 25th birthday party. Nothin' but pure class with this one.
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Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Beyonce Knowles, Celebs Caught on Tape
They rant, they strangle, they drink and drive and go to rehab. What's a year in Hollywood without a mess of celeb bad boys making a mess? Here's a look at the dirty dudes of 2006. 
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
Exactly one year ago today, TMZ started with a bang -- well, more like a cringe-worthy screech -- when Stavros Niarchos crashed Paris Hilton's Bentley into a parked truck outside a Hollywood club. Though the two quickly sped off, they were spotted moments later, talking to LAPD with friends Kimberly Stewart and Talan Torriero. There was no field sobriety test conducted before the group left. Ah, perks. 
Steve-O smokes pot. No surprise there. The big shock came when the "Jackass" star was caught pulling what appears to be marijuana out of a plastic bag, then sniffing it in front of a patrol car. Steve-O then approached the officers inside and said, "We saw you." Steve-O responded, "You saw me with the weed." After a brief exchange, the officers let Steve-O go, no questions asked. Cool.
Firecrotch. It's a now an infamous term and it started right here with Greasy Bear himself, Brandon Davis. The oil heir unleashed a torrent of nasty comments about Lindsay Lohan, while club-hopping Paris Hilton laughed with approval. The "firecrotch incident," has spawned several copycat outbreaks and even an official song, but nothing beats the original rant.
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Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Steve-O
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- that's how Dustin Diamond, aka Screech Powers, feels about cashing in on his leaked sex tape.
Diamond defended his recent decision to profit from the tape to Rita Cosby on MSNBC's "Scarborough Country" Wednesday, saying "We could spend a fortune fighting it in court, with little bits already being leaked out on the Internet or we could suck it up and say you know what, it could be a losing battle, we'll make money if we just side with it."
Screech also confessed that he had formed a different opinion of his former arch-enemy, video kingpin David Hans Schmidt, even paying a backhanded compliment to the man who has exposed sex tapes of Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others. "I tip my hat to the guy ... if someone has a tape out there, they gotta watch out 'cuz chances are he's gonna get a hold of it... the Sultan of Sleaze has done it again and I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar."
Schmidt also appeared on the show and boasted of four more celebrity sex tapes which have recently fallen into his possession -- one featuring a rap artist, another of a celeb who stars on the Bravo network. We're just hoping it's not James Lipton.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
TMZ's preview of Screech's sex tape, "Saved by the Smell," has been burning up the Internet. You've seen excerpts featuring Screech, and now TMZ has obtained footage of his supporting cast.
David Hans Schmidt, the agent who's now selling the rights to the tape, tells TMZ that the two women are from the heart of the Midwest and in their early 20's. One is blond, the other a rather striking brunette. In the exclusive preview obtained by TMZ, we have altered their voices. Schmidt says the tape was shot in a Midwest hotel suite -- complete with hot tub and champagne -- earlier this year. 
Schmidt will appear on Howard Stern's radio show next week, where the shock jock will narrate the play-by-play scenes for listeners, ending with the now infamous "Dirty Sanchez." After the appearance with Stern, Schmidt will appear live with MSNBC's Rita Cosby and debate Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) live on her show. It is unclear what the former "Saved by the Bell" star will be debating.
Schmidt tells TMZ the tape will be available soon for $49.95 though a major distributor. The tape is already causing a media ruckus. The season premiere of "Saturday Night Live" featured a parody of the video and Jay Leno used the tape as material for his monologue.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
When Screech stars in a sex tape and his Saved by the Bell co-star Mario López appears on Dancing with the Stars, rather than the other way around, it would seem to confirm that things in the celebrity world often don't make sense. But thankfully for this weekly column, they are not alone.
Anna Nicole Smith: It's hard to believe that, during this difficult time, Anna Nicole could be part of something more offensive than her new sci-fi comedy Illegal Aliens, in which she co-stars with Joanie Laurer (sample line of AN dialogue: "Who do I have to screw to get off of this movie?"). But by marrying her attorney Howard K. Stern only 18 days after the death of her son, with some pink bikini frolicking reportedly thrown in for good measure, the 38-year-old bride proved that the third time was anything but the charm. Over the years, her surgically enhanced breast size has hovered between 36A and 42DD, but what she really seems to need now is a brain implant.
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Filed under: The Z List
Dustin Diamond went on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa, Fl. this morning to refute an article on TMZ that suggest that Diamond knew the sex tape starring him existed and would be released shortly. 
According to Globat.com, the Web hosting company that signed Diamond as its spokesman just weeks ago, they were told that they were "lucky" to get him because something huge was about to happen. Diamond maintains the something big was a "Showtime special" and a new ABC show called "Knights of Prosperity."
He also went on to tell the morning show, "I am not pushing this video in any way. I am not condoning this video."
OK, let's start with that last quote first. Um, how do we say this without being rude? Yeah you are and yes you do. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Look what it did for Paris -- you'll be a regular at Hyde in no time.
Now onto the whole "I've got a Showtime special" thing. No you don't. You're on a show called "White Boys in the Hood." It's a 10-episode series (think "Showtime at the Apollo") that was shot in New York and you're one of dozens of comics who appeared on it.
As for the "Knights of Prosperity," he's making a cameo in one episode -- though the show tells us "it's hilarious."
Diamond went on to tell the MJ Morning Show, and CNN's "Showbiz Tonight," about a celebrity club that exchanges sex tapes and gives the tape a score based on things that are accomplished on the tape. Ew.
So Screech, if you're out there ... come clean, man. It's ok. Look at Paris, Pam, Colin and R. Kelly (OK, maybe not him) -- there's nothing wrong with making a little cash on the side with a sex tape.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from "Saved by the Bell," may have known that a sex tape featuring him existed and that it was going to be released soon.
According to a source at Globat.com, the Web hosting company that recently hired him to be its spokesman, Screech's management told them that something "huge" was going to happen next week and that they were "lucky to have him."
This, of course, was not what the company had in mind.
The company says they are seriously concerned over the recent headlines and is contemplating its next steps. In a statement released to TMZ, Globat says: "We signed Dustin Diamond based on his persona as the recognizable lovable nerd. Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned -- but never expected this! We have not seen or received confirmation from Diamond's management of the alleged tape. We are reserving any judgment until further information is available."
Globat.com recently conducted a video and photo shoot with Diamond and was planning on a full launch of Diamond material on their website and sister site DefyingGravity.com. Currently, Globat.com features a picture next to the words, "Our nerds do it best and go all night long!" Another ad features Screech with his pants stuffed and the line, "Our nerds have the biggest packages!"
Diamond's reps tell TMZ: "At the time of the signing with Globat we were looking for easy ways to help with cross promotion. At the time there were three things that were drawing a lot of attention -- the first being the save the house campaign, the second being a televised Showtime comedy appearance and the third is an appearance on the ABC show, 'The Knights of Prosperity.'"
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
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