All posts containing the tag: "Fabio"
Fabio Lanzoni says he's doing "great" --- even if the Ferrari he crashed last weekend isn't. 
The "Not Butter" pitchman was at Cafe Med last night, where he once again blamed brake failure for the smash up of World Class Driving's pricey ride. WCD says brakes were not the issue -- but that's Fabio's story and he's stickin' to it.
Filed under: Ride Me
Fabio's "failed brakes" excuse didn't cut it with the owners of the Ferrari he crashed this weekend -- because they just released a statement saying the car wasn't to blame for the accident.
World Class Driving's statement: "After preliminary investigation, World Class Driving found the car was in excellent working condition prior to the incident and that brake failure was not an issue."
And to make matters more interesting, WCD also said: "The car in question also has computer data logging that is in the process of being checked to determine what caused the incident."
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
Fabio clearly no longer has the Midas touch. He insists the cause of yesterday's Ferrari crash was brake failure.
A rep for Fabio just gave us a jingle, claiming Mr. F was driving the $300,000 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano during a sanctioned event for World Class Driving, when he hit the brake pedal on the dreaded Mulholland Drive and... nothing.
And Fabio's rep says there's a witness -- an unnamed passenger in the car who heard Fab scream "I have no brakes," and then... crash.
Filed under: Ride Me
Fabio has clearly made a deal with the devil -- he's reputedly "49" and still surrounded by an Italian harem.
When not having birds smack him in the face while riding rollercoasters or fighting with George Clooney in restaurants, 49-year-old Italian cheese ball Fabio likes to take his luxurious, blown-out weave to the gym.
Fabs knows he has to look good for the seven women and one man out there still buying romance novels.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
He first started doing ads for the butter substitute in 1995 -- 13 years later, we still can't believe it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Fabio's schnoz was once famously marauded by a bird on a roller coaster -- but now he says the goose tale is completely bogus.
His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Unless you're a member of the Village People, the whole leather jacket and no shirt look is generally a no-no. No one has told Fabio. Can you believe how buttery this leather is?
Nik Richie at DirtyScottsdale.com caught the Lady-killin', Clooney-sparrin', fake butter sellin' celebumodel impressing one club boy with his pectacular chest during a recent visit to desert hotspot E4.
Oh, the hotness.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
It was another blondetabulous week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Britney's puckers puffed, Puff Daddy put on a fresh pelt, Lindsay Lohan joined the Young Hollywood Jailbird Club, Fabio took in two handfuls of "Heroes," and Amy Winehouse fell further into the rabbit hole. Click on in and get yourself reblondered
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Not enough? Take a trip back two weeks ago ... for free!
Filed under: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Timberlake, Hayden Panettiere
Move over Matt Damon -- Fabio's clearly the sexiest man alive these days -- and he's got the arm candy to prove it!
Scoring a photo-op with Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere and getting into a fight with an uptight George Clooney in the same month. Matt is the sexiest man alive? We can't believe it's not Fabio!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hayden Panettiere
When they had an opportunity to speak with Fabio, two photogs asked him about "Top Model," then told him how good he looked, and, well, that was all they could think of to discuss with the hunk.
The pumped up model was pumping gas into his black Lamborghini in Beverly Hills. Normally, in this type of situation, paps will ask celebs about upcoming projects, their dating life, even things in the news -- anything to keep them talking. But really, there is only so much you can ask Fabio.
They could have asked if he still can't believe its not butter.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Although you won't be seeing Britney's face during the Super Bowl halftime show, her soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline is set to star in his own commercial.
Nationwide Insurance has hired Federline to star in one of their ads, set to run during some of the most expensive airtime on television. Although we're not exactly sure what talent (and we use the term loosely) K-Fed is going to be showcasing -- but if his commercial is anything like past spokespersons, such as Fabio or MC Hammer -- Kevin will definitely be making fun of himself.
The company's motto "Life comes at you fast" leaves endless ironically satirical plots as possibilities. With Kev and Brit's recent split and custody/financial battle still in the making, it's good to see Federline being proactive and working straight through the last of his fifteen minutes. Someone's got to pay for that apartment in the valley.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, K-Fed
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