Sporting a blazing red wig and filthy little mouth, a half pint-sized Lindsay Lohan wannabe was givin' it to Firecrotch in Malibu yesterday ... miniature poodle-style!
The parody-producing little person spit some Lohanized lyrics about the scarlet starlet outside of the Polaroid Beach House. Dude gets a little hotheaded at the end though -- must have been the hair.
UPDATE: After taking tons of heat for the Lohan stunt, Jeff Beacher, purveyor of little people entertainment, has issued the following statement in an attempt to set the record straight: "Jeff Beacher's Madhouse had nothing to do with the little person tirade on Lindsay. Just because the little guy is wearing a limited edition Beacher's madhouse t-shirt, that doesnt mean we had him do this. We at the Madhouse love Lindsay and wish her an amazing recovery." *cough* bulls**t *cough*
Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!! Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.
And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!
Oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, less voluminous brother of rantastic "Gummi," is reportedly unhappy with his sweaty image ... and decided to change his look. No luck. Page Six says that the blank-staring crude inheritor "went on a diet and showed off his leaner form at a party the other night ... where he only drank water." Leaner form? What did he do, clip his nails?
Compare the Bear in this Firecrotch rant photo (which launched his infamy as a spewer of sweat-stained invective) with this pic of His Greasiness spotted behind the velvet ropes at a Hollywood party last night. Oh yeah, major difference. Nevermind.
The folks over at the "Kevin & Bean" show on Los Angeles radio station KROQ debuted their second song parody based on the infamous drug-fueled Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis rant against Lindsay Lohan, "Lips of Glory."
Radio personality Psycho Mike reprises his role as the Greasy one. Just a little warning: the language isn't suitable for everyone -- though we're guessing that is just going to make you want to click on it more.
The significant other-related paraphernalia has apparently replaced the well-choreographed photo op as the new way to let people know that rumors of your breakup are untrue.
Lindsay Lohan was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, sporting her now-famous cast on her left arm -- and a hat that simply read, TEAM HARRY. We're guessing Lindsay wants everyone to know she and Harry are still together -- or she completely supports his dumping of her. But that doesn't seem likely.
In fact, when photogs were done following Lindsay in and out of Cartier, they even asked her if the pair was still on. "Yeah," she curtly shot back before pulling away.
Speaking of pulling away, Lindsay, who has a history of driving problems, said "Get out of the way of my car" repeatedly to photogs as she was getting in.
On again? Off again? You decide. UPDATE: Sources, and a few astute TMZ readers, tell us that Lisa Rinna sells TEAM HARRY hats at her boutique, Belle Gray, to support her hubby, Harry Hamlin, on "Dancing with the Stars." Maybe Lindsay is a reality TV fan?
Yes, the inevitable finally happened. Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear) and Lindsay Lohan (aka Firecrotch) attended the same party last night -- a Fashion Week event thrown by Calvin Klein.
Brandon looked none too pleased to be asked if he saw Lohan inside, and Lindsay wasn't exactly her bubbly self either.
Guess there's no buzzkill like running into your worst nightmare.
To add to the craziness, the fake Paris also showed up, wearing a dress that has to be seen to be believed. And when she is asked about Brandon, she has a response that is just classic.
Lindsay Lohan showed the entire world yesterday what Brandon Davis has been dining out on(metaphorically speaking, of course) for months. As she exited a boat on the canals of Venice at the film festival there, she gave assembled photographers a presumably unintended show of that famous "flaming" part of her anatomy. (Being a family publication, we can't show you the real goods;for that privilege, you may want to click over to our friend Perez Hilton.)
Of course, this latest incident of Lohan-exposure begs the question: Were the paparazzi being pervy sleazebags by honing their lenses in on this particularly less-than-ladylike moment? Or should Lindsay have known better than to wear a long hike-up-prone dress without underwear?
The morning crew of the Los Angeles radio station KROQ took the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" phenomenon another step forward with an acoustic rendition of a song called "Firecrotch."
Radio personality "Psycho" Mike played the role of "Firecrotch" originator Brandon Davis. He performed the song live, on acoustic guitar, Monday morning on the "Kevin & Bean" show. The song featured such lines as "her vagina is a freckly volcano" and "her boobies look like two fried eggs."
