James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!
Thanks to FunnyorDie.com for giving Franco a forum to compare himself to the President, take credit for gay people becoming doctors and telling students to "go out and make babies."
The key to any good April Fools' Day joke is commitment.
FunnyOrDie.com wasn't just makin' a joke about being bought out by Reba McEntire and changing their name to RebaOrDie.com -- they actually changed their entire site.