All posts containing the tag: "GreasyBear"
Greasy Bear may have gone home with P!nk's digits last night -- but from hitting her car, not hitting on her.
The oily heir was leaving the Viper Room when he slammed into a BMW, the same BMW P!nk was later seen riding shotgun in. Doesn't look like the cops were called -- the group exchanged info and took off.
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Getting taunted by the paparazzi sucks -- but it's still no excuse to attack someone with some of the most offensive slurs in the English language. Paging Michael Richards!
One photog was definitely laying into Brandon Davis outside Foxtail last night, but Brandon took it to another level by calling the black photog a "nigger." The pack of photogs was shocked -- and ripped back, calling him "Greasy Crotch" and "d-bag."
Around an hour later, cameras caught the scumbag oil heir still fuming outside of Villa, where he called TMZ's photog "a faggot." Classy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Surprise, surprise, Greasy Bear's got no game.
The sweaty bro of Gummi didn't make a good impression on two hotties at Villa last night -- the chicks bashing his lame-ass pick-up lines for TMZ.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
GILF alert: It's gazillionaire oil baroness Barbara Davis - granny to Greasy and Gummi Bear Davis. 
We don't see the resemblance.
This week in the Thirty Mile Zone: Amy Winehouse got blond and angry, Suri's dad confronted public nausea, there was a beefcake superhero menage a trois, and Jenna Jameson quit (videotaping) porn. Jessica Alba showed her baby bump, Paris did it on all fours, and Ashlee Simpson received a mannequin makeover!
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Ashlee Simpson
A new and improved version of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was unveiled on the beaches of Australia on Sunday. Is that a two pack he's sporting?
All the same douchebaggery -- but with half the calories!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Believe it or not, Fergie did something even nastier than allegedly pee her pants on stage -- she had lunch with Brandon "Greasy Bear' Davis!
While sitting next to the glassy-eyed oily heir at Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday, the Black Eyed Pea singer managed to hold down her lunch. Glamorous!
Reports say Fergie & Greasy may have dated a few years ago. If so, it must have been during a meth-induced haze!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
It isn't that unusual to see the Ursa Lubricus species (better known as Greasy Bear) in the wild. But last night, TMZ cameras were able to spot him without his usual nightcrawling pal, Heirmessium Hiltonicum.
Watch as the creature struggles to adjust to its surroundings, going in and out of the same doorway over and over again. Clearly, it is confused. Even its friend cannot explain the behavior. (Wait! Isn't that Steven Bing?!?)
Finally, when shown to its vehicle, it is unable to communicate with those around him -- instead voicing displeasure with a simple gesture -- made possible by more than opposable thumbs. Truly remarkable.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
A TMZ spy spotted Brandon Greasy Bear Davis and famous for being rich Brittny Gastineau holding hands at her Atlantic City birthday party this past weekend. Brittny's birthday is actually November 11, but perhaps she couldn't want to wait to reveal her new ursine romance.
When the cake was brought out, the darling couple exchanged lip pecks, confirming their sure to be long-lived relationship. After all, he's rich and famous for nothing too. It's a match made in overprivileged heaven.
Oh, to love a bear!
Filed under: Hook-Ups
In the "What the hell are they hanging out for?" moment of the day, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and flimflam performer, David Blaine, were seen leaving Hyde together. Mysterious strangers!
As Britney Spears latched onto Criss Angel to help her fail at the VMAs, is it possible Greasy needs David to bolster his career as a, um ... his career as a ... yeah. Who knows?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Celebs just ache to be lampooned in cartoons -- and artist David Gilmore is at the ready. 
His prettyontheoutside blog has featured some of the most hilarious caricatures of today's wacky stars, and he's let us put a few on parade for your pleasure.
Click on in and enjoy the pretty.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis celebrated his birthday at Mr. Chow last night -- but buddy Paris Hilton stole the spotlight.
Though brother Gummi, dressed in his birthday best track pants, stumbled a bit on the way out and bumped into a trash can while heading to his car, the real action happened when Paris and Greasy left the building. Photogs flocked to Hilton as she shouted, "Where's my Bentley?!" -- the herd of paparazzi followed the heiress to her car -- with paps completely ignoring the birthday bear.
Then, absorbed in her Paris-centric world, Hilton didn't even notice Greasy as he ran back to her car -- as she peeled away, leaving Greasy alone in the street.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.
TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how to make his wound look fresh from a friend of Paris Hilton. The solution -- a classic black pirate patch!
Arghhh you ready for Patchy Bear?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
How sweet! Some greasy lovin' in the Big Apple! 
A sweatsuited Greasy Bear and a tired Koala Bear (Aussie model Cheyenne Tozzi) were spotted having an early dinner last in NYC. C'mere and absorb some of this sweat and smoke!
The beary pair look a little blue. Perhaps it's true that Greasy's oil heir parents have cut off his money supply. Or maybe they've been told that the restaurant has no honey butter.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
If Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis really is a broke bear after his parents allegedly shut off his cash spigot, somebody better tell the St. Regis Hotel in Manhattan, where Greasy is hibernating to the tune of $700 per night, according to a TMZ source.
A call to the hotel confirmed that a Brandon Davis is, in fact, staying at the Midtown palace long favored by royals and actual billionaires. But how Greasy is paying his tab is unknown, since his folks have cut him off, as Page Six reports, and he reportedly just spent a relatively budget weekend in Miami at The Standard, with rooms at $150-a-night and up, according to Gatecrasher.
What's more, TMZ spies say that Greasy was out in full ursine force last night, hitting the exclusive Sunday-night karaoke party at Cipriani Downtown, where dinner can run easily over a hundy a head. And you thought bears only sang at Disneyland!
If Greasy's going to the poorhouse, at least he's doing so in a fur-filled blaze of glory!
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
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