All posts containing the tag: "Heather Mills"
Heather Mills has taken something else besides Paul McCartney's millions ... Kate Gosselin's frosted, bi-level, reverse mullet raccoon weave.
Can you say "blunt cuts" ten times fast?
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
You can't stop staring at them can you ...
... that gorgeous bitch and that stylish red carpet.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Critters
Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.
Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?
There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
After winning a divorce settlement of $48.6 million from Paul McCartney in court yesterday, Heather Mills celebrated like any normal limbless, dancing diva would - by reportedly dumping a glass of water on opposing attorney Fiona Shackleton's head!
Shackleton walked out of court looking dramatically wetter then when she walked in. Mills told reporters that the lawyer had been "baptized in court."
The wet look is kind of flattering. We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Heather Mills is officially England's Most Hated -- Londoners were stumped when Heather's face unwillingly popped up all over London in a series of naked, call girl flyers.
Though it's rumored she had a past as a high-end escort, these shots are actually for some random guerrilla marketing by the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns.
The group could have saved some valuable Photoshop time -- Mills has her own naked portfolio to choose from!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Heather Mills is using a homemade video of the paparazzi as evidence in her divorce trial with Paul McCartney -- to show how she has been victimized since splitting with the former Beatle.
The video, posted on YouTube and Heather's own site, shows her being hounded by paparazzi, all the while the "Batman" theme is playing. At one point, Heather turns to the camera and says, "Someone could have been killed today."
We'll see if she has a legal leg to stand on.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Heather Mills broke down on British TV this morning, telling a reporter she considered suicide due to all the negative attention directed toward her family.
"They've called me a whore, a gold-digger," said the estranged Mrs. McCartney on GMTV this morning, crying as she told the reporter, "I've had worse press than a pedophile or murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years!"
Mills also took aim at the paparazzi treatment -- even noting Princess Diana's death -- and said that offing herself had crossed her mind, and referring to her daughter, said, "If I'm dead, then she's safe and she can be with her father."
Heather's started a petition against British tabloid The Sun in an attempt to "stop the manipulation of the media ... It has come to the point where the attacks on Heather are less than human."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Licensed hypnotherapist, Polident spokesperson, lovely lady and Brady TV mom Florence Henderson was seen dining in Beverly Hills with McCartney supervixen, Heather Mills. 
The unlikely pair of blondes dined at Orso, and Flo gave Heather a helping hand as they left -- it's been reported that the estranged and famously one-legged dancing Beatle ex is set to have surgery.
It's unknown whether Florence, 73, is hypnotizing Heather -- who has still not reached a settlement in her multi-million-dollar divorce from Paul.
Filed under: Break-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird
Still stunning Cindy Crawford and her team of mini models visited Cross Creek's Pet Headquarters in Malibu. Meow!
Cirque du Soleil performed at the Great Western Forum, which hosted a homeless looking Judd Nelson, showgirl Gina Gershon -- wearing a skirted kimono that displayed her sexy stems -- and Criss Angel arrived lickin' on a lollipop -- a parting gift from Britney, perhaps?
Although it looks like they're filming a porno, a bathrobed Kate Walsh and Taye Diggs chatted between scenes of their TV show, "Private Practice." And no, it's not a porno.
Spitting Canadian Avril Lavigne left Koi looking sad and alone ... no surprise there. At Geisha House, Rob Zombie and wife Sheri Moon signed autographs and Barker Carey Babe Gabrielle Tuite displayed her beauty secrets: lots of sweat and make-up! Come on down -- and wash up!
Sheryl Crow did her best Heather Mills impression while leaving Il Sole with Eva Longoria, and Golden Brooks went searching for snacks after visiting Vice. Bon appetit!
All this and more in today's young and hip edition of Star Catcher!
Filed under: Star Catcher
Contrary to recent reports, Sir Paul McCartney is not making nice with ex-wifey Heather Mills, and Heather WILL NOT be welcome at McCartney's 65th birthday bash on Monday.
The Sun reports that though the one-legged dancing diva's camp has been suggesting that McCartney and Mills are getting on just fine, it simply isn't the case. The "cute" Beatle deals with Mills only when he absolutely has to -- when picking up daughter Beatrice after a visit. A source told The Sun that if Mills tries to swindle her way into the soiree she'll be sent away. So much for friendly exes!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Paul McCartney is lashing back against rumors that he stood-up the "American Idol" finale last night (which was attended by his ex Heather Mills), after reports claim he screwed producers by backing out at the last minute.
In an exclusive statement to TMZ, McCartney's rep slammed the idle chatter, claiming that "Paul was never scheduled or approached to appear on the Idol finale." The rep added, "Even if he were, he likely would've needed to decline as he is in the throes of promoting the June 5th release of his new album. With that in mind, it would likely make it difficult to refer to him as a no-show."
Calls to "Idol" reps were not immediately returned.
You heard the news today, oh boy.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors
Jessica Simpson hit the streets with the twins the other night. Her low-cut top left little to the imagination while stretching the laws of physics.
Britney's car isn't above commandeering sidewalks to get the rehabbed pop mom to her destination. TMZ had to get out the way to when a car carrying Britney leaped onto the sidewalk to deliver her Britness to the Millenium Dance Complex. Get out the way y'all!
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape
Heather Mills took her dance partner home last night, on another leg of her wacky dancing journey.
Immediately after taping the elimination episode of "Dancing with the Stars" -- with Heather surviving despite her fall-down performance Monday -- Mills and dance partner Jonathan Roberts were spotted at LAX, jetting off to England.
No risky business here though -- Mills travels back to the UK every Tuesday through Sunday to be with daughter Beatrice.
Roberts joins her in crossing the pond so they can work on their routines.
Filed under: Fly Me
Leggy Heather Mills was knocked off her foot by the Samba last night.
Paul McCartney fans were tickled as Heather ate floor in a "Dancing with the Stars" spangled spectacular fall on her sequined rump.
Mills had a knickers-flashing wipeout at the end of her dance, as she, er, lost her footing in a final pose.
Heather still kept a leg up on the competition, getting high marks from the judges.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
She's made it with all limbs in tact after two weeks, but blonde amputee Heather Mills says she "terrified" of performing on next week's "Dancing with the Stars." That's because next week, contestants will be asked to jive their way through the competition. Jiving, a fast-moving, energetic form of swing dancing, has got Mills concerned. Says the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, "Im worried about next week; I've got to do the jive -- you try and hop on a leg that's like concrete and the other leg bounces up and down like a trampoline."
Mills wowed watchers this week when she and partner Jonathan Roberts worked a back flip into their routine and eked out a score of 18, keeping them safe, while fellow competitor and model citizen Paulina Porizkova was axed.
What's good for the Simpson goose is good for the Simpson gander: On Friday, an Ashlee Simpson pal told People magazine that Jessica's younger sis thinks the big-headed college-rock crooner is "great" for Jessica. "Ashlee loves John. She thinks he is great for her. More importantly, Jess is happy." 
Even though he doesn't support the war in Iraq, actor Alec Baldwin does support our troops. Page Six reports that after reading an article about a high school senior who enlisted to serve in the Middle East, Baldwin "wanted to do something to help her." So the "30 Rock" star is helping pay Army Pvt. Resha Kane's college tuition. Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
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