Helen Mirren -- Throw Her a Frickin' Bone!
Some celebs worry about having too much junk in the trunk -- not Helen Mirren, she just is the junk in the trunk.
Come on, she's a great Dame, not a Great Dane!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
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Some celebs worry about having too much junk in the trunk -- not Helen Mirren, she just is the junk in the trunk.
Come on, she's a great Dame, not a Great Dane!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
There's something Helen Mirren should have said no to at the last second -- her unfortunate body-hiding ensemble.
The hot-bodied 63-year-old was snapped for the first time since news of her controversial comments on drugs and non-consensual sex surfaced, wearing an unholy trinity of layered tops and a pleated Rorschach skirt.
No doubt about it, this is criminal!
Filed under: Hot Bodies
One of them is the Queen, the other is the King's ex -- and they're both royal babes.
At 62, Helen Mirren (left) has racked up a very, very impressive body of work -- while Brody Jenner's 58-year-old mom Linda Thompson (right) could teach those "Hills" chicks how to really look hot.
We'll have whatever they're having!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
At 62-years-fabulous Helen Mirren really is the Queen -- of rockin' a red bikini. What a Dame!

The Queen at the same party as Gummi Bear? Something isn't right here.
TMZ spotted a (mostly) award-winning crew at the L.A. Confidential party at the Mondrian last night, where one G-lister stuck out like a sore thumb: parade balloon oil heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, dressed in a conspicuous black suit, lengthy white scarf and sunglasses. Gummi didn't quite fit in with the likes of "The Queen" star Helen Mirren, Ben Affleck and Ryan Gosling -- who left hand-in-hand with someone other than girlfriend Rachel McAdams.
In Beverly Hills, TMZ also caught future "Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr., Red Hot Chili Pepper Flea, genius director John Waters, and "Brothers and Sisters" stars Balthazar Getty (another oil heir) and Rachel Griffiths at Mr Chow.
All this and more in today's pre-Oscar Star Catcher.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Star Catcher, Awards/Awards Shows
Did you ever think you'd see the night when Sean "Diddy" Combs struggled to get into an after-party, but 61-year-old Helen Mirren would breeze right past the velvet rope?
It happened last night at the Sunset Tower Hotel. Diddy arrived at the party, but met with resistance. He got into a pretty heated conversation with a guy who looked like the head of security for the hotel. Several uniformed guards stood by as Diddy haggled with security and talked on his phone. How many times do you think he said, "Do you know who I am?"
About five minutes after Diddy arrived, Mirren, who won two Globes earlier in the evening, was greeted with open arms by the same security guard who stiff-armed Diddy. Mirren was then ushered in -- right past him!! Sometimes, it's good to be "The Queen."
Filed under: Awards/Awards Shows