Janice Dickinson just learned the following $300,000 lesson -- just because you ignore something, doesn't make it go away.
According to documents, Dickinson failed to respond to a lawsuit filed against her by City National Bank -- the one in which CNB claimed she only paid back a small portion of a $275,000 loan they gave her in September of 2008.
In the papers, filed in L.A. County Superior Court last week, it says Janice now has to pay back the balance plus interest and attorney fees ... a grand total of $304,449.03.
Instead of marking the end of all decency, culture and civility, the leaked rules of the new show "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" are actually pretty positive.
The show, starring Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Steven Baldwin, Janice Dickinson, and other examples of America's best and brightest, puts "celebrities" in the Costa Rican jungle and makes them survive on their own ... with only their wits, survival skills and an entire production team closely monitoring their condition to help them.
The guidelines for the show -- obtained by the NY Daily News -- ban drug use, racism, bullying and sex. That's right, no sex. Which means, from a practical perspective, no breeding. There is absolutely no way that any of these people, during the course of the show, will procreate or multiply.
She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.
The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.
When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.
Being the Earth's first supermodel apparently doesn't pay like it used to.
According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Janice Dickinson owes City National Bank $267,990.45 on a loan she allegedly failed to pay.
CNB claims it fronted her $275,000 last September -- but when the first payment became due two months later Janice didn't ante up the $45,833.33 installment.
CNB wants its money back -- plus interest.
A call to Dickinson's rep was not immediately returned.
Janice Dickinson's no-no special place ignited a burning controversy outside Cafe Primo yesterday when the self described "first supermodel" thought a snapper snuck a shot up her skirt.
As soon as Janice noticed the shooter, she took care of business! Nobody gets under Janice's hood and gets away with it!
Sure, we give her a lot of crap -- like this, this, this, this and this -- but under all that plastic and makeup, Jurassic J is still a pretty badass biatch.
There are two constants in life -- Home Shopping Network hosts can get excited about everything and Janice Dickinson is a bitch.
TMZ sources say that flamboyant Home Shopping Network host Adam Freeman and the entire HSN staff have major haterade for all things Janice after she showed up to hawk her jewelry line acting like, well, Janice.
We're told Dickinson told Adam backstage he needed to lose 20 lbs. and that she was extremely rude to employees who originally were excited for her presence.
The water cooler conversations in HSN's offices this week have revolved around the "We hate her and are very disappointed" standpoint.
After West Hollywood's Finest smacked the Earth's so-called "first supermodel" with a big, fat parking ticket earlier today, Jurassic Janice decided to lay the smack down on us. And we loved it.
Underneath all that clown makeup, one can really see the remnants of the earth's first supermodel. Minus the bruise near her eye, 53-year-old Janice Dickinson is looking less severe and pretty damn good.
We're not sure what's tackier -- Janice Dickinson deep throating our camera or making a joke about running someone over in front of her publicist Lizzie Grubman.
Janice Dickinson was stopped by cops today for committing Hollywood's hottest offense. Not DUI -- driving while on the phone. Actually, she still can't get arrested in Hollywood -- she just got a ticket.
Janice was driving with her son on the Sunset Strip and yacking on her cellphone when she was pulled over by West Hollywood Sheriff's deputies. Janice was really pissed when she saw a papper jaywalking in the middle of the street, presumably to get a shot of her. She pitched a fit, and the pap got cited. Two other pappers got tickets for driving without license plates.
We're told that Janice was actually put in the back of a patrol car, but a deputy told TMZ it was because there were so many paparazzi around they feared for her safety.
According to her rep, Janice is a "model" citizen and fully cooperated with the cops.
... and they found the dog too. Janice Dickinson, who lost her new pooch just days after picking it up from a Malibu pet store, was seen walking the chocolate brown lab puppy through the Hollywood Hills Sunday morning. We're guessin' the dog was better off lost than found.
Janice Dickinson just learned the following $300,000 lesson -- just because you ignore something, doesn't make it go away.
Janice Dickinson may be the first supermodel, but that doesn't mean she's a model citizen -- 'cause the gub'ment says she's behind on her taxes.
Being the Earth's first supermodel apparently doesn't pay like it used to. 
There are two constants in life -- Home Shopping Network hosts can get excited about everything and Janice Dickinson is a bitch. 
