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Judge Proud Gummi Bear's Not High-bernating

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis waddled into court today for his post heroin/DUI arrest checkup, where a judge was satisfied with Gum's progress in a Bev. Hills drug treatment program.

The oil heir was forced to pay a wallet-busting fine of $390 plus penalties and assessment -- and he has to continue rehabbin'. Outside the court, we were sure to chat with Gum Gum about everything but the matter at hand.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice


Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

Princess Gummi: Someone Get Me My Staph!

Gummi Bear's new make-out partner looked pleased with the nickname we came up with for her -- and it sure beats him comparing her to an "older sister." "Flowers in the Attic" anyone?

One thing they weren't happy about: Our photog breaking the news that Gum Gum lost a "Who'd You Rather" poll to bin Laden. At least he beat Mini-Me.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bear Swaps Spit with a Drag Queen

Everybody's heard of a having a smoke break -- but having a smoke break in between kisses ... that's how Gummi Bear's hookup rolls!

We're unsure if she was trying to get the taste of Gummi out of her mouth, or the cigarette.

WARNING: Video is graphic in nature.

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Wacky & Weird


Tags: Gummi Bear, GummiBear, Jason Davis, JasonDavis

No Jail Time for Gummi

A little heroin isn't going to keep Jason Davis down!

Gummi Bear was sentenced to a 36-month drug program after pleading guilty to heroin possession and no contest to DUI today in a Van Nuys court. He has to see Bev Hills counselor twice a week.

He also can't be in contact with any narcotics or associate with those known to use narcotics. Guess a family reunion is out of the equation.

Even worse, he has to maintain a JOB and residence for the entire probation period! Good luck with that.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice


Tags: Gummi Bear, GummiBear, Jason Davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bear: Not as Fat, Just as Dumb

Thanks to Jason Davis and his homophobic friend, we have a new Word of the Day -- Fatorexic (noun): A person who loses a significant amount of weight while maintaining a plumpy stomach.

Filed under: Train Wrecks


Tags: jason davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bear: The Next Valerie Bertinelli?

If the money was right, Jason Davis (who has mysteriously shed quite a few LBs lately) would gladly be a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.


Right, because there's nothing they'd want more than the endorsement of a heroin using, pompous brother of a hate-filled bigot.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bounced from Court

He's off the hook -- for now -- on entering a plea in his heroin possession/DUI case, but Jason Davis was still grilled about his racist, homophobic brother Brandon.


A slim (for him) Gummi showed up at court today but the matter was continued until May 12, pending results of a blood test taken the day of his arrest. BTW Gum Gum-- the glasses won't help your case.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: jason davis, JasonDavis

Jason Davis -- You Clever Bitch

TMZ tracked down Jason Davis to get a reaction to his brother's hate-filled night, in which Brandon hurled the slurs, "nigger" and "faggot."


Jason couldn't make a fast enough getaway and was as eloquent as ever.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, jason davis, JasonDavis

Gummi: Same Douche, Half the Fat!

For the love of Star Jones! Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has mysteriously shed a ton of his trademark blubber. How'd he do that?!

After a winter of hibernation, The Bear was spotted in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like half the man he used to be -- literally. We'll have whatever he's (legally) havin'.

Hopefully, he'll keep it up and disappear for good!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Critters, Nurse!


Tags: Gummi Bear, GummiBear, Jason Davis, JasonDavis

Greasy Booted from Fashion Week

His brother is a runway icon, but even that couldn't help Greasy Bear get into an L.A. Fashion Week show last night.


Brandon Davis was quickly denied -- and with a swat at TMZ's camera, it's easy to see he wasn't too proud about it.

Filed under: Denied!


Tags: jason davis, JasonDavis

Brother Bear Growls at TMZ

Greasy Bear has nothin' to say about his bro's heroin bust.


TMZ caught him outside Mr. Chow last night -- where instead of spilling the dirt, he only barked us back and retreated from the restaurant. Paging Michael Vick!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, Jason Davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bear Out of Jail Hibernation

Gummi Bear won't let a little heroin bust shoot up his social calendar.


While your average bear would go into hiding after getting charged for DUI and possession of heroin, Gummo just wanted to be seen. He stopped at The Ivy for lunch and then the photog-filled opening of Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso.

He wouldn't say much about his arrest, except this sage piece of advice -- "Don't get stuck in a really stupid situation."

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird


Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

Gummi Bear Busted!

TMZ has learned Jason Davis was not at Hyde Friday night -- he was in jail!
We've learned the grandson of the late oil gazillionaire, Marvin Davis, was stopped by LAPD traffic cops on Friday night. Cops tell us they found a controlled substance -- and then arrested Gummi and threw his ass in the pokey at around 7:30 PM.

Davis was booked at 4 AM. Law enforcement officers say he called a person he said was his stepdad who came at about 1:30 PM on Saturday and posted $10,000 bail.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice


Tags: jason davis, JasonDavis

Take a Tip from Gummi -- If You Can!

How about some grooming tips from the Gummi Bear?! Yay! Dressed in an ever-so-classy ensemble of track pants, blazer and rubber sandals -- Gum hit up the chic Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Sum Yum Gai for Gummi?


Unfortunately, bears have difficulty counting. Perhaps that's why the grandbear of the late billionbear oilman Marvin Davis didn't scrounge up a tip for the valet -- and had his driver take off -- after giving the parker just $7 -- exactly the price to park a car.

Can you bear it?

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

Have a Whale of a Time on Christmas!

O Come See the Gummi
Blubber makes him buoyant
O Come ye, O Come ye to Hawai'i
Come and behold Bear
Born a floating Oil Heir


O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
Gummi the Bored.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Holidaze, Critters


Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, hawaii, jason davis, JasonDavis, scuba

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