All posts containing the tag: "Jean Claude Van Damme"


Disturbia: Van Damme vs. Hilton

Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.

Jean Claude and Paris Hilton

Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Nurse!


Tags: Cannes film festival, CannesFilmFestival, Jean Claude Van Damme, JeanClaudeVanDamme, kissing, Paris Hilton, ParisHilton, speedo

Jean-Claude: I'm Famous Van Dammit!

Jean Claude Van DammeJean-Claude Van Damme is an international sex symbol, but only in his crazazy head! The orange star has modestly stated, "I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's."

The five time married actor will probably always be remembered for classic blockbusters like "Wake of Death", "Until Death" and "Sudden Death."

Not only is Jean-Claude famous -- he's creative.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Jean Claude Van Damme, JeanClaudeVanDamme

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