Everything was in excess this weekend in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while Michael Phelps was swimming in hot chicks at the Palms' pool, Khloe Kardashian was grabbing as many bottles of free booze as possible.
Also: Playboy bunnies were everywhere, with Jenny McCarthy leading our pap right into a bench and Shauna Sand showing off her best assets.
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey hit the jackpot when they began dating -- because they doubled their wardrobe!
The pair were in Malibu for the Fourth, and Jim showed his love for his lady by wearing her bathing suit. The couple that cross-dresses together, stays together!
Rubber face Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy put on yet another event for Autism yesterday in Washington, D.C. - this time to rid vaccines of bad toxins. Finally, someone who's taking a stand against immunizations.
Normally, J.C. would be the loudest voice at a rally, but this woman with the megaphone didn't even give Jim or his ass a chance to speak. She neither was nice nor polite, but at least she wasn't funny.
Most stars look like crap without makeup ... Jenny McCarthy, not so much. TMZ caught Jenny shopping on Robertson Blvd. this weekend, where she was shocked to be caught on film so early in the morning sans a little help from Cover Girl.
Also out in L.A.: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips ('memba her?), Nicky Hilton furniture shopping, Tim Allen at City Walk, a hiding Leo DiCaprio and Marcia Cross -- who let us know she'd never pull a Britney.
In NYC: Jessica Lange and a silent Clive Owen.
All this and less in the post formerly known as Star Catcher.
It was an utter pap-apalooza this weekend on Robertson Boulevard, as a bevy of shop-happy beauties battered their Black Cards along the trendy street.
TMZ cameras caught unspeakably gorgeous Kate Beckinsale dropping some dough at Kitson Men as Wilmer Valderrama hawked his clothing line -- in fact, sources tell TMZ that Wilmer was crestfallen that he didn't get an introduction to the "Underworld" star while they were in there.
Also out on the Bob -- Shanna Moakler, Christina Milian and her mom, Jenny McCarthy (shopping for Jim Carrey perhaps?) and David Spade, who banged a u-turn to avoid the paps ... and possibly even McCarthy herself.
Don't BS Jenny McCarthy -- she can smell it from a mile away.
The former Playmate was truckin' through JFK airport yesterday, when a self-proclaimed "huge fan" begged for a photo with the foxy female. But Jenny saw right through the rubbish and called him out on it, asking, "What's the name of the book I just put out?"
Dude answered with, "Uhhhh," which, as any real Jenny fan knows, is not the correct title. It's actually called "Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism."
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you exhibit A for Weight Watchers! 1994 Playmate of the Year, Jenny McCarthy, still looks fabulous ... at an alleged age 34. With a Dina Lohan orange tan, a pleated bikini, and the Poshtitute haircut of the moment, Jenny McCarthy stormed the beaches of Hawaii yesterday. The former (and hopefully future) Playmate and mother of one is vacationing with borefriend Jim Carrey -- who needs to be singled out!
McCarthy just wrapped "Weiners," her aptly titled next film.
Playboy alum Jenny McCarthy took on the role of blackjack dealer at the Playboy Club at the Palms Casino Resort on Saturday night -- and made nearly $3,000 in tips -- all for charity, of course. Jenny became the first ever celebrity dealer, working the tables from 9:00 PM to midnight, much to the delight of several male gamblers -- who probably yelled "hit me!" with particular delight.
When her shift was up, Jenny retired her bunny costume and hit up Moon Nightclub, where she partied with friends at a VIP table right on the dance floor. Jenny then retired to a Sky Villa inside the Fantasy Tower of the Palms. Certainly not the first time Jenny has been in someone's fantasy.
Celebrities gathered at the Deco landmark Sunset Tower Hotel last night for Chip & Pepper's C7P JC Penney launch party. Young and free! The new C7P offers sportswear basics for a lot less dough.
Lovebird lookalikes Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy happily hung out with designers/identical twins Chip and Pepper Foster.
"The OC" cutie Rachel Bilson was hush-hush when it comes to Hayden Christiansen -- with whom she has been romantically linked.
A shaggy Jared Leto and an overly made-up Shanna Moakler also enjoyed the festivities.
Jenny McCarthy landed at JFK on Thursday, sporting some curiously blinged-out baggage on her left ring finger. Paging passenger Mrs. Jim Carrey?! The former Playmate has been dating funnyman turned wannabe serious actor Jim Carrey since last year. Maybe they are engaged. Maybe they aren't. Do you even care?