It's a shock: it turns out Eminem and Mike Tyson are humanitarians, and not in the "we eat humans" kind of way.
The rapper and the former heavyweight champion of the world both appeared very normal on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night -- Kimmel even got Tyson to appear as a sane, non-violent citizen. Tyson claims that years of reflection have made him a changed person.
While you and everyone you know was watching President Barack Obama piss off Special Olympians, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, aka McLovin, said f**k on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" -- and it wasn't censored.
Mel Gibson is denying parts of his infamous DUI tirade -- but not the anti-Semitic stuff ... just a chauvinistic insult.
You may recall the police report from the infamous Malibu incident, in which cops claim a drunk-ass Gibson called a female cop "sugar tits" -- but last night on the "Jimmy Kimmel Show" Mel claims it was actually the arresting officer who threw around the term Kimmel called "the greatest new word of the decade."
Interestingly enough, Mel didn't bother denying the part where he said "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
Tyrese tried to do a nice thing on last night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," but even that didn't turn out right.
Usually he's kind of a douchebag, so imagine our surprise when -- live on air -- Tyrese promised to take the whole audience to a free screening of his new movie, "Death Race." Unfortunately, we're told some of the more excited fans showed up to the theater too quickly for the message to be relayed -- so they were denied.
Fans who showed closer to showtime were let in to a free screening with Tyrese himself. There was a small price to pay though -- they had to sit through the movie.
Sen. Robert Byrd, 90, of West Virginia was hospitalized earlier this week -- which gave Jimmy Kimmel the opportunity to make fun of the fact that he's older than dirt.
It's a rare Hollywood sighting -- celebrities who are oblivious to their own stardom.
After f***ing Matt Damon, Sarah Silverman went out with Jimmy Kimmel to Madeo, where she thought they might have some trouble at the door. Matt Damon's mistress?! Never!
It's bad enough when a normal kid's parents do something cheesy to make them feel stupid -- but nothing tops Bruce Willis' goodbye words to daughter Rumer in front of a packed Hollywood nightclub -- and 40 paps!
Also out in L.A: Heartthrobs Colin Farrell, Adrian Grenier and Ryan Gosling -- plus lovely ladies Molly Sims, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.
All this and more in today's "Not now, Dad!" edition of Star Catcher!
When talk show talking head Regis Philbin goes on vacation October 22, comedian/Sarah Silverman boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel will fill in for Philbin in New York and film his own late night TV show in Los Angeles. For five days, Kimmel will film "Live With Regis and Kelly" in the morning, and then hop on a plane for L.A. and film his own show at night. Just call him Jet Lag Jimmy.
"It will be difficult, but that's how committed I am to entertaining America. And parts of Canada," said Kimmel. Doesn't anybody else work in New York?
After his transcontinental travel, Kimmel's hosting the American Music Awards. "I also drive a cab on weekends," he said. Somebody give this guy a break!
Supermodel Cindy Crawford went to the Malibu Carnival yesterday -- and while leaving, one of the toy-happy tots she had in tow attempted to smack her in the face with a giant balloon hammer! Watch that mole!
The Ivy hosted puffy funnyman Jimmy Kimmel and "Monty Python" comic genius John Cleese, who joked about the "wretched" food and also said, "I don't know why I keep coming back." With a doggy bag that big, he might not need to!
All this and more in today's "Getting Hammered on Labor Day" edition of Star Catcher!
There is a line you can cross when roasting Flavor Flav -- and Jimmy Kimmel was the one who crossed it. During last night's four-letter fest in honor of the "Flavor of Love" star, Kimmel was poking fun at the fact that Flav has several children with several different women, when he said that "Chris Benoit is a better father than you." What, too soon?
A TMZ staffer who was at the roast (airing August 12 on Comedy Central) just happened to be sitting next to two censors for the network. When Kimmel made the crack, the censors looked at each other and laughed while shaking their heads "no." One immediately put down "Chris Benoit" on a list of jokes to cut. Another joke to make the list came at the end, when the Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, called the "Flavor of Love" girls sprinkled throughout the audience "nappy headed bitches."
C**t, c**ksucker and ni**a were fine -- but current events, ixnay?
Comedian Adam Carolla kidded about friend Jimmy Kimmel's hidden homosexual tendencies while waiting for his car in front of Mr. Chow. "You know he's gay, right?" said Carolla of his "Man Show" co-host. "How do you think I got on the Man Show?"
So where does Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman fit in to Carolla's big gay conspiracy? "You mean Silverbeard," he quipped. "Okay, hes bi. He's curious. And obviously she's a lesbian," he added.
Fresh from an appendectomy, Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show last night -- just in time to poke a little fun at Paris Hilton and TMZ.
Kimmel found the card Paris sent TMZ to be particularly telling, joking, "So she's learned the alphabet in prison, which is good." Burn!
He then slipped on his art critic hat, critiquing Paris' self-portrait by saying she looks like "a cross between an alien and a blow-up sex doll." Like he could do any better.
Late-night funnyman Jimmy Kimmel missed the taping of last night's show -- and for good reason.
TMZ has learned that Kimmel required an emergency appendectomy on Wednesday night in L.A., and though the surgery was successful, all tapings of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" have been canceled until Kimmel recovers.
His rep tells us that Jimmy "is resting comfortably and is looking forward to getting back to work."
We eagerly await the inevitable avalanche of side-splitting (sorry) barbs from Jimmy's best girl, Sarah Silverman.
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