All posts containing the tag: "JoanRivers"
Posted Sep 2nd 2009 3:30AM by TMZ Staff
Here's Madonna, 51, in her new video for "Celebration" (left) -- and funny lady Joan Rivers, 76, at some event back in March (right).

The singer and the comedian still get a lot of work.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Madonna, We're Just Sayin'
Tags: Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, Madonna
Posted Aug 28th 2009 12:05AM by TMZ Staff
Men worldwide can breathe a collective sigh of relief -- Joan Rivers is single.

Though reports claimed she was dating millionaire Norm Zada, they told us yesterday they're just friends.
Norm publishes a magazine about women who've never had plastic surgery -- clearly Joan ain't his type.
Tags: joan rivers, JoanRivers, norm zada, NormZada
Posted Aug 10th 2009 8:15AM by TMZ Staff
It was bound to get downright inappropriate during the roast of Joan Rivers -- but was anybody really expecting not one, but two cracks at the late David Carradine's expense? Warning: Language NSFW.

Both Greg Giraldo and Joan herself made the jokes -- but they leave us with just one question ...
Filed under: David Carradine
Tags: comedy central, ComedyCentral, david carradine, DavidCarradine, gilbert gottfried, GilbertGottfried, greg giraldo, GregGiraldo, joan rivers, JoanRivers, roast
Posted Aug 4th 2009 9:51AM by TMZ Staff
Joan Rivers is calling out Brooke Shields for her weepy speech at Michael Jackson's memorial saying it was less about remembering her "dearest friend" and more about getting some serious "face time."

For the record: Shields admits the last time she saw Michael was 1991.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Michael Jackson, Exclusives
Tags: brooke shields, BrookeShields, joan rivers, JoanRivers, memorial, michael jackson, MichaelJackson
Posted Jul 30th 2009 7:45AM by TMZ Staff
Madame Tussauds ain't got nothing on the real, living, breathing 76-year-old comedic legend that is Joan Rivers.

Both are attempting to smile.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Tags: Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, wax
Posted Jul 28th 2009 12:23PM by TMZ Staff
A live interview with Joan Rivers went horribly wrong on "Good Day Sacramento" this morning -- after a reporter pissed off the comic so much, that she killed the segment and dropped the F-Bomb on LIVE TV!!

It all went down after one of the reporters tried to crack a joke about Joan's daughter -- but Rivers wasn't laughing.
Instead, she cussed the guy out until the people at the show cut off her mic ... too little too late.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tags: censor, f-bomb, fcc, good day sacramento, GoodDaySacramento, joan rivers, JoanRivers, swear
Posted Jul 27th 2009 9:47AM by TMZ Staff
There's a reason insult master Lisa Lampanelli didn't show up to the Comedy Central roast of Joan Rivers this weekend -- if she couldn't be in charge, it wasn't worth her precious time.
A week after Kathy Griffin was announced as the roastmaster for the event in Los Angeles, Lampanelli -- who's usually the headliner at these things -- dropped the following message on her Twitter page:
"No Joan Rivers roast for me this year. Not worth doing if I ain't roastmaster -- besides summer is for fun, not work."
Burn.
Tags: comedy central, ComedyCentral, joan rivers, JoanRivers, lisa lampanelli, LisaLampanelli
Posted Jul 13th 2009 7:40AM by TMZ Staff
If anyone was going to crack the first Michael Jackson joke, let it be comedy legend Joan Rivers.

The question is ...
Filed under: Michael Jackson
Tags: Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, Michael Jackson, MichaelJackson, video
Posted May 27th 2009 2:15PM by TMZ Staff
Here's comedic legend Joan Rivers at an event in London today (left) -- and the cover of the 1987 bestseller "Communion" by Whitley Strieber (right).

One of them is a Grey alien.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Tags: alien, Communion, Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, whitley strieber, WhitleyStrieber
Posted Mar 20th 2009 7:20AM by TMZ Staff
Photog: "You gotta show more skin, Joan!"
Joan: "Trust me, you wanna see my breasts? Look down!"

Joan Rivers worked the corner in Beverly Hills yesterday, and filled our minds with the worst thought ever: What if she were a hooker?!
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Tags: joan rivers, JoanRivers
Posted Feb 25th 2009 11:12AM by TMZ Staff
Forget Fat Tuesday, the new holiday that we're really burning to learn more about is Chlamydia Wednesday -- everyone's favorite Mardi Gras follow-up.

Words to the wise: Never hit it with Joan Rivers.
Tags: Fat Tuesday, FatTuesday, joan rivers, JoanRivers, mardi gras, MardiGras
Posted Feb 17th 2009 4:00PM by TMZ Staff
Joan Rivers has been taking cooking lessons from Hannibal Lecter -- because both have a taste for human flesh!

Her advice for tummy tucks? Well, let's just say you won't want to stop by her place for dinner.
Tags: Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, video
Posted Nov 28th 2008 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
Madonna and A-Rod destroyed their marriages and broke up their families with their alleged affair, but the only problem Jurassic Joan sees is that they had the audacity to fly private to Miami.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton
Tags: a-rod, joan rivers, JoanRivers, madonna, melissa rivers, MelissaRivers, paris hilton, ParisHilton
Posted Nov 12th 2008 4:00AM by TMZ Staff
Joan Rivers tore into the First Lady-Elect's wardrobe yesterday, whining that Michelle O needs to start channeling Jackie O -- stat! Then again, what the hell does Joan Rivers know about fashion?!

Filed under: Fashion
Tags: joan rivers, JoanRivers, michelle obama, MichelleObama
Posted Jun 25th 2008 12:44PM by TMZ Staff
Way to represent, Ice-T.
The geriatric former rap star, embroiled in a nice YouTube diss war with Soulja Boy, officially handed in his street cred card last night with this embarrassing appearance on "Celebrity Family Feud."
For once the biggest mess in that family wasn't Coco.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tags: Celebrity Family Fued, CelebrityFamilyFued, Family Fued, FamilyFued, Ice T, IceT, Joan Rivers, JoanRivers, Rap Star, RapStar