Joe Jonas, Kanye West and Kate Gosselin were all targets of Taylor Swift last night during her hilarious appearance on "Saturday Night Live."
After skewering her ex and Kanye during the monologue, Taylor threw on a classic Kate wig that looks like "a gorgeous waterfall of human hair in the front and in the back ... a patriotic fireworks display."
Sporting a new shorter 'do, middle Jonas Brother Joe showed off his ripped virginal arms and his hairy evangelical legs in West Hollywood this weekend.
Evangelical Christian dandy boy banders Joe and Kevin Jonas set their purity rings to hungry last night ... and double-dated at a Japanese restaurant with Demi Lovato and Kevin's fiancee, Danielle, in Toronto.
The only thing they had for dessert ... was dessert.
Looks like Joe Jonas may be fishing around the Mouse House for a Camilla Belle replacement -- because last night he was caught creepin' with "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" star Brenda Song.
They may not have walked out of Katsuya together -- but Brenda not-so-slyly hopped into Joe's car down the block.
Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.
And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.
Just when we thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was out of our head, and we were finished seeing every moron with a leotard and webcam dance to it ... Joe Jonas had to drum up all those disturbing memories by putting a purity ring on it himself.
Joe Jonas'purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.
The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.
Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!
Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go figure.
Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
It's no secret purity ring enthusiasts Jonas Brothers are virgins, but there's one Secret little Joe can't handle -- Victoria's.
Check out his reaction when a randy fan threw a bra at him during a concert back in August. Joe seems to think he could get a bad case of cooties. We're just sayin'...
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have waged the epic battle of love lost.
Taylor has made sure that anyone with ears is hearing how she was dumped by a "27 second" phone call.
Then the attractive Jonas Brother went to Myspace to give his side of the story. Saying, "For those who have expressed concern over the "27 second" phone call. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did."
That specific Jonas blog has since been removed.
But since this break up is straight out of high school -- things are probably being blown out of proportion.
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