What's more shocking -- our photog asking Joey McIntyre which New Kid "farts the most" or the fact the guy actually had an answer? And in case you were wondering, the NKOTB ripper really puts the "D" in silent but deadly.
Jonathan Knight just wanted a cigarette -- but taking a smoke break in front of a pack of bloodthirsty autograph hunters ended with one of them calling him an "a**hole" right to his face.
The autographazzi were overbearingly brutal when he didn't sign -- but Joey Mc had Jonny's back.
With a tour on the horizon, the New Kids on the Block were all hard at work on their new video shoot this weekend.
Also in L.A.: Wynona Ryder hid her face, Shirley MacLaine got lost, 65-year-old Joe Pesci partied at Villa, Mary Carey talked about breaking sobriety and Steven Tyler heard the most tired joke ever.
In NY: Will Smith continued campaigning for Nicest Man Alive, fans tested Selma Blair's patience and Ryan Gosling walked his dog ... no, not Kirsten Dunst.
TMZ's photo posse hit the streets of LA on Thursday night, which were filled with most of young Hollywood.
We started our night off at the celeb favorite Area and it was a chaotic scene as usual. Outside the club we caught up with "Simple Life" co-star Nicole Richie, rocker Travis Barker, playboy Dennis Rodman, "Girl next Door" cutie Elisha Cuthbert, former "Baywatch" beauty Nicole Eggert and up-and-coming rapper Won G, who stopped to give TMZ a quick shout out.
Next it was off to the newly re-opened Teddy's where the guest list was filled with young and old celebs. Frankie Muniz, former Playmate Traci Bingham, former Mr. J.Lo Cris Judd, Greasy Bear's brother Jason and former boy bander Joey McIntyre were all in attendance.
Our last stop was the Ed Hardy party on Melrose, where we saw MTV's Nick Cannon, Dennis Rodman (once again) and UFC contender, the Huntington Beach Bad Boy, Tito Ortiz who was with his lady friend, porn star Jenna Jameson.