We didn't think it was possible for Meghan McCain to hang out with a bigger fame whore than Heidi Montag. We were wrong.
The Presidential wannabeen's daughter went to Mr. Chow this weekend withthe one and only Tila Tequila -- who proclaimed Meghan was her new "girlfriend."
John McCain's "socially liberal" daughter Meghan rocked one single suspicious ponytail to the Viper Room in Hollywood this weekend -- a tail that happened to be styled to one particular side of her head ...
Subliminal cryptic message ... or simple bad fashion choice? The fate of the world depends on your decision.
There's one big problem with all those "John McCain For President" bumper stickers -- people are just stuck with 'em.
Yesterday in D.C., John had no advice on what to do about the sticky situation -- and instead deflected the question like a true former candidate for prez.
Now that she won't have to deal with being First Lady, Cindy McCain wanted to bust out on "Dancing with the Stars" -– and sought a spot on the show.
But, according to the NY Post, Cindy's husband -- Senator John -- has told the Mrs. to step off. "Just before Thanksgiving," says a source, Cindy "started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly."
Neither the show nor McCain's minions would comment.
How John McCain could make anyone feel "dirty" is beyond us, but that's what Joe the Plumber is alleging today.
In an interview, as Politico notes, Joe Wurzelbacher says being on McCain's bus made him angry and some of the discourse "appalled" him. He says he felt "dirty" after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."
The unlicensed plumber adds, for good measure, he thinks Barack Obama is "dangerous" and Sarah Palin is "the real deal."
Any high school would be elated to have an alumni running for president -- but the alumni news sections of Obama and McCain's respected high school web sites have no mention their former student's little election square-off today. But here are few tidbits you can find on their HS websites:
Barack Obama graduated in '79 from Punahou School, where he was on the "Varsity A Basketball" state championship team during his senior year and was nicknamed "Barry."
John McCain was in the class of '54 at Episcopal High School, where he held the "EHS wrestling record for the 'Fastest Pin' for nearly two years" and was nicknamed "Punk."
He's pled guilty on federal weapons charges, been under house arrest and faces up to a year in jail -- but the thing that scares the crap out of rapper T.I. ... is a certain 72-year-old white Republican dude from Arizona?! Too bad convicted felons can't vote.
There is no denying 72-year-old Republican Presidential candidate John McCain is a real doll. McCain (left) was given his balloon replica (right) while out campaigning in Missouri on Monday.
Looks like he's finally found a qualified running mate.
It was all about the screw ups today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while our photog asked John McCain one of the worst questions ever, the bling on Kobe Bryant's wife's neck had us wondering what the hell he did wrong this time.
Also: A couple Josh Harnett fans couldn't take a joke and SJP was snatched in the city.
Are there any black people in Alaska? If there are, Diddy sure doesn't know about 'em -- and on his latest online power ramble he blasts John McCain for picking Sarah Palin as his VP.
Diddy also doesn't think Palin should be so close to the top spot because there's not enough crackheads or crime in Alaska. And we all know a little crackhead experience goes a long way.
John McCain is a thief, shamelessly stealing from the TMZ playbook to get elected. This according to a little thing called TIME magazine.
Columnist James Poniewozik ridicules McCain for "running a TMZ campaign," saying McCain's tactics are akin to TMZ publishing "DUI write-ups and nipple slips." Bum rap, we think. Click here for nip slips and mugshot galleries.
Poniewozik claims the ad showing Obama with a zillion flash bulbs going off is a cheap shot: "Like a snarky blog, the McCain campaign argues that Mr. Thinks He's All That is overexposed." The dude says McCain's ad "implies that Obama is an empty suit, a D lister," framing him like TMZ and others "frame celebrities like [Britney] Spears by appealing to a mix of fascination and resentment."
For the record, we have not come to bury Britney, we have come to praise her.
Harvey Levin Mike Tyson was just arrested at LAX: http://su.pr/2NUMpy
Perez Hilton Dang, #DontHackBritney started trending FAST, y'all!
Lance Armstrong Morning. Hanging w/ @maxarmstrong1 and eating breakfast.
Mark Hoppus Had 1 of those dreams that's so close to life I wonder if it happened. Did I really fly my desk through time to defeat the evil pig leader?