Turns out the whole "Jonas Brothers" thing is all Hanson's fault -- 'cause when we asked Zack if the new batch of cheesy jingle writing, over-priced hair-cut sporting, band of brothers stole their act ... dude didn't exactly deny it!
One thing they'll never steal -- mmmBop ... which Zack says he's performed more than 1400 times!!!!
Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.
Just when we thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" was out of our head, and we were finished seeing every moron with a leotard and webcam dance to it ... Joe Jonas had to drum up all those disturbing memories by putting a purity ring on it himself.
Joe Jonas'purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.
The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.
Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!
Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go figure.
Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!
For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.
There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers: Their wax figures.
Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles. We dare you!
The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers' performance -- and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it's a smart move.
It's no secret purity ring enthusiasts Jonas Brothers are virgins, but there's one Secret little Joe can't handle -- Victoria's.
Check out his reaction when a randy fan threw a bra at him during a concert back in August. Joe seems to think he could get a bad case of cooties. We're just sayin'...
His brothers take super expensive cars for a spin. Middle Jonas does the same with the ladies.
Just minutes after dumping Taylor Swift, Joe (he's 19) is already onto another conquest –- Camilla Belle, 22, the young starlet from "10,000 BC." "They met on the set of his music video," a source tells People. "All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that's why they asked her to be in it."
Taylor's going to have a whole album's worth of material now. We smell sibling rivalry.
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Sherri Shepherd Thanks everyone for going to see "Precious". It's breaking box office records. It'll be in more cities next week and more after that
Sherri Shepherd To all the Haters... geesh can you at least put a pic on your profile instead of those damn bird pictures. Ahhh what a great day. Smile