Magic Johnson -- MJ Was Finger Lickin' Good
The "greatest moment" of Magic Johnson's life -- watching Michael Jackson devour some of Colonel Sanders' finest.
Filed under: Michael Jackson
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Customers: KFC Giveaway Clucked Up Our Lives
Hell hath no fury like a chicken lover scorned -- as you'll see in this lawsuit filed by people who are pissed over KFC's free chicken giveaway.
James Asanuma just filed the suit on behalf of KFC fans everywhere, saying the chain's May giveaway was nothing short of a scam to deceive its customers into spending more dough.
The lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, says KFC promised everyone "2 pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit" -- but the promotion, which was promoted on the "Oprah Winfrey Show," turned out to be so popular they couldn't meet the demand.
And that's when the biscuit hit the fan.
The suit says that because KFC couldn't dish out the food as promised, they were forced to give vouchers for free food in the future. 
The suit says this "bait and switch" caused customers to incur "travel costs, paper and printing costs, postage, the money they spent on other food items at KFC on visits when they had intended to redeem the Coupon ... and the loss of the value of the promised Meal."
James is suing KFC, because he's hungry for a little payback.
Filed under: Food Glorious Food
El Pollo Loco to KFC: I Feel Sorry For Ya Mama
Aw snap, chicken fight!
El Pollo Loco and KFC are in old fashioned throwdown over free chicken. KFC customers have gone crazy over the company's recent free chicken coupons, but apparently the coupons won't be honored on Mother's Day. So El Pollo Loco has decided to honor KFC's coupons on Mother's Day for their customers -- whether you're a mother or not!
Your move, Colonel.
Filed under: Food Glorious Food
Top Draft Pick Is Finger Lickin' Good
The appeal of free KFC is universal -- and even Matthew Stafford, who just signed a six-year, $78 million contract with the Detroit Lions, was thinking about hitting up Colonel Sanders yesterday for a handout.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Food Glorious Food
"Bachelor" Ex: Finger Lickin' Good
"Dancing with the Dumped Girl from the Bachelor's" Melissa Rycroft has got herself a new man ... Colonel Sanders.
Unfortunately, the Colonel will probably also leave her for another chick.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TV, Dancing with the Stars, Food Glorious Food
George Clooney Is Finger Lickin' Good
How do you like your Clooney: Original recipe or extra hunky?
George Clooney had a run-in with Colonel Sanders* while promoting his new film in Kentucky.
Yum.
*Yes. We are aware that this is not the real Colonel. It's a joke people.
Filed under: George Clooney
KFC Thinks LC Is One Hot Chick!
TMZ has learned that Kentucky Fried Chicken wants to throw an all-you-can-eat housewarming party for "Hills" star Lauren Conrad, who recently purchased a new home. Unlike her show, this is for reals!
In an open letter to LC, the chicken chain says they want to welcome Lauren to the new neighborhood, which is "down the street from one of our restaurants," by giving a VIP party for her and her friends. Sorry, Heidi -- only natural breast meat available!
And since LC no longer faux works at Teen Vogue, KFC wants to employ the budding fashion designer to design a retro T-shirt for their Colonel Scholars charity. Finger lickin' good!
No word on if LC will go for Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, MySpace
Chicken Salad Out of Chicken S*** -- KFC Wants Colbert!
Although Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert has dropped out of the Presidential race, he can still run KFC's White House!
In an open letter to the semi-fictional right wing political pundit funnyman, the restaurant chain has extended an offer to Colbert to serve as KFC President for a day -- "no ballot, election or voting required." Somewhere, Dubya is salivating! If he accepts the offer, Colbert's official duties will include sorting the "left wings" from the "right wings" and a "State of the Chicken" address. Paging FEMA!
One perk of this presidency is that Colbert won't have to choose sides, since KFC says, "We have plenty of mashed potatoes and gravy, cole slaw and macaroni and cheese to go around." Finger lickin' good!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Sanjaya: Finger Lickin' Good?
Sanjaya Malakar is getting fried this week!
Kentucky Fried Chicken has offered the "American Idol" wannabe a free lifetime supply of their Famous Bowls if the 17-year-old hirsute crooner sports a bowl hairdo in one of his next televised performances.
In an open letter to Sanjaya, KFC President Gregg Dedrick writes, "We're sure America will be as 'bowled-over' by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls."
In addition to the poultry perks, KFC will also make a contribution in Sanjy's name to Colonel Scholars, a charity that provides young people with college scholarships. Who knew bad singing and funny weaves could do so much good?!
Last year, Katharine McPhee was offered $10,000 and a year's supply of their Famous Bowls to write and star in a KFC ad.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, American Idol
PETA Staffer Legally Changes Name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, The Biz, Wacky & Weird, Life Style
