With the "Twilight: New Moon"movie flooding your brains, it's difficult to keep these beefcakes organized. So consider these photos your "Twilight" hottie homework.
Ryan Seacrest'sradio show came to a screeching halt last night after he asked "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson the most controversial, hard-nosed question in the history of questions ... what's the deal with you and Kristen Stewart?
As soon as Ryan asked the question -- apparently forbidden by the Twilight powers that be -- Pattinson's cold-blooded handler flipped out and pulled Robert right outta the chair.
Robert remained charming as he got up and left ... but the bottom line -- he still left.
Wearing a top found on a Poison tour bus back in the '80s and a multicolored skirt reconstructed from a pair of old lady ruffled bloomers -- emo princess Kristen Stewart avoided her hairstylist and walked the red carpet at a "New Moon" event in London on Tuesday.
Someone needs to drive a wooden stake through the heart of this.
Attention crazy "Twilight" freaks: There's a copy of "New Moon" floating around out there ... and "Zombieland" star Jesse Eisenberg says he's already got his hands on it.
Yesterday at LAX, Kristen Stewart's "Adventureland"co-star told us the vamps vs. werewolves flick, which doesn't come out 'til late November, was in his bag -- and he'd be watching it on the plane.
Don't be surprised if, after this posting, Jesse gets chased down worse than Robert Pattinson at Comic-Con.
And now a 32-year-old male TMZ writer will attempt to feign excitement over "Twlight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being seen at a hotel together last night:
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
Reclusive "Twilight" couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart took a break from filming to check out a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver last night.
With his greasy mane safely tucked inside a baseball cap, Robert Pattinson made a getaway from Kristen Stewart's house in his convertible green Porsche on Thursday.
The ride is an upgrade from his the busted up 1989 BMW he used to drive -- a car he couldn't keep track of and even joked about losing.
Who knew emo hipsters loved German luxury vehicles?!
Attention all you crazy Edward Cullen fans -- this video won't get you any closer to the bloodsucking bad boy, but you can at least take joy in knowing the girl he does sink his teeth into totally ate pavement on a movie set.
Though Kristen Stewart was filming as Joan Jett in "The Runaways," she totally pulled a Bella Swan -- by clumsily hurling herself into the sidewalk.
After partying it up at Kristen Stewart's 19th birthday celebration in Vancouver on Thursday, Robert Pattinson -- and his covered up luscious locks -- took a cab home.
It's good to see a 22-year-old celeb being responsible and not acting badly ... like he did in "Twilight."