Well, it's finally out there ... "The Hills" stars' salaries are pretty much as nauseatingly huge as you may or may not have expected -- but, on a positive note, at least Spencer Pratt doesn't rake in the most.
Here's each star's salary per episode, according to TheDailyBeast.com:
-- Lauren Conrad, who was guaranteed the highest salary on the show during her stint, earned $125,000 -- Audrina Patridge, "Lo" Bosworth, and Heidi Montag each got $100,000 -- Kristin Cavallari -- who replaced Lauren Conrad this season -- earns $90,000 -- Spencer Pratt earns $65,000 -- Brody Jenner earned $45,000
That officially makes them the highest paid actors in a scripted, non-scripted show ever.
This weekend, "The Hills" star took time off from her job -- carelessly gallivanting around around the city in front of cameras -- to carelessly gallivant around the beach ... in front of cameras.
Here's 22-year-old reality TV star Kristin Cavallari wearing a cutout Herve Leger dress in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and 39-year-old "The Hangover" star Heather Graham in the same little black number in Ireland on Monday (right).
Talan Torriero -- 'memba him from MTV's "Laguna Beach" -- has been linked with Nicole Scherzinger, Kristin Cavallari, LiLo and Kimberly Stewart. Clearly, the man's got game.
But when it came to those pesky Lauren Conrad hook-up rumors, he wasn't so forthcoming.
Brian Austin Green and his damn fine fianceé Megan Fox were at LAX yesterday -- and Green was pimpin' out the new CW remake of his "Beverly Hills" days.
Also in L.A.: Frankie Muniz talked race cars, Kristi Yamaguchi did damage control, Chris Evans nixed future "Fantastic Four" movies and Kourtney Kardashian talked about taking naked photos with Kristin Cavallari.
In NY: David Schwimmer, Marilu Henner and the delicious Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Not only has Paris Hilton taught baby brother Barron how to party, she's sharing her valuable talents with reality "star" Kristin Cavallari! Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely ladies of the moment ... pure role models for the little ones ... at PURE at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
While Paris Hilton's baby brother was rotting away in a Lost Hills jail cell yesterday after a DUI arrest, La Paris was en route to Las Vegas -- where she shook her ass all night alongside Kristin Cavallari at Pure Nightclub.
As TMZ reported, Barron Hilton called big sis and pleaded with her to bail him out ... she said no. But Paris can't say "no" to a party! We know she wasn't celebrating the success of "The Hottie and the Nottie."
L.C.'s birthday bash was likely ruined when her on screen real life nemesis, Kristin Cavallari, showed up at Goa nightclub where she was partying with Lo -- the drama!
Also in L.A.: "Fantastic Four" hottie Chris Evans showed his New England pride, Pierce Brosnan exclaimed his love of noodles, and DJ Qualls -- who gave his pick for president ... sorta.
In NYC, everyone flocked to a Marc Jacobs party -- including Helena Christensen, Anne Hathaway, Tommy Hilfiger and Allison Janney.