Video of Britney Spears' so-called on stage lap dance for Lance Bass has finally surfaced -- and let's just say if it happened at a strip club ... dude would definitely get his money back.
It all went down -- or didn't -- at Brit's concert in Las Vegas this weekend. Instead of actually dancing in Lance's lap -- hence the term "lap dance" -- Brit Brit just sort of shimmies in the ex-NSYNCer's vicinity in next-to-nothing for a 'lil bit.
Paris Hilton showed off her demure beauty in Cannes this week ... by grinding and freakin' on her borefriend Doug Whatshisname. Consider these pics a preview of her inevitable next (home) movie.
