Lampanelli -- Someone Put a Bleepin' Ring On It

Posted Aug 26th 2009 12:15PM by TMZ Staff

We don't usually do engagement news on TMZ -- but since the hilarious rant that foul-mouthed comic Lisa Lampanelli went on about gay sex and Hispanics was wayyy too graphic for this site (and that's saying A LOT) this is all we're left with...



FYI -- even her fiance's name is almost too risque to post: Jimmy Big Balls.

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Lampanelli -- Joan Rivers Roast Wasn't Worth It

Posted Jul 27th 2009 9:47AM by TMZ Staff

There's a reason insult master Lisa Lampanelli didn't show up to the Comedy Central roast of Joan Rivers this weekend -- if she couldn't be in charge, it wasn't worth her precious time.

A week after Kathy Griffin was announced as the roastmaster for the event in Los Angeles, Lampanelli -- who's usually the headliner at these things -- dropped the following message on her Twitter page:

"No Joan Rivers roast for me this year. Not worth doing if I ain't roastmaster -- besides summer is for fun, not work."

Burn.

Tags: comedy central, ComedyCentral, joan rivers, JoanRivers, lisa lampanelli, LisaLampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli Roasts Kanye

Posted Sep 12th 2008 4:30PM by TMZ Staff

If you are easily offended, do not watch this video.

Lisa Lampanelli -- aka The Queen of the Roast -- was a no-show for the roast of Bob Saget last month. So she decided to hold an impromptu one on the streets of New York last night instead. No one was safe. Not the photog. Not Kanye West. Not the random Asian guy.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Kanye West

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