Mary-Kate Olsen -- Human Torch
She only weighs 48 pounds, so it wouldn't take much for the highly flammable Mary-Kate Olsen to go up in smoke. Hence a bad idea to pump gas with a cell phone in hand.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
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Mary-Kate Gets Some Ozzy Love
Looking like the illegitimate love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Courtney Love, a blood-less Mary-Kate Olsen made her way to an opera gala in NYC on Sunday.
Rumors that the 22-year-old wonder twin later bit the head off of a bat and blogged incoherently are not true.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Mary-Kate Knocks One Back
Mary-Kate Olsen tripled her daily caloric intake by enjoying a beer last night in NYC.
That will probably go straight to her ... oh, who are we kidding?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
Mary-Kate a Red Herring in Ledger-Gate
The investigation into Heath Ledger's death is officially case closed -- and no one could be happier than one Mary-Kate Olsen. 
The "Full House" billionaire was expected to be a part of a D.E.A. investigation into the Joker's suspicious death earlier this year. After Ledger's masseuse found the body, she used the star's cell phone to dial MK three times before hitting up 911. But with the case officially closed, Olsen's now off the hook -- which means the Feds don't believe she had anything to do with the two painkilling drugs found in Ledger's system at the time of his death.
Now Mary-Kate can focus on getting her security deposit back from that whole kitchen disaster.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Vinny Chase -- Smart Ass
Adrian Grenier had nothing to say to a group of paps outside a photo studio, because he let his shirt -- described by their website as a "fashion brand for intellectual slackers" -- say it all. Nothing at all.
Also in L.A: Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson did their business on the hood of a car, Topher Grace turned one pap against the rest, Dane Cook explained how intimate he and Katherine Heigl have become and Seth MacFarlane admitted his fear of editing.
Filed under: Star Catcher
It's Courtney Love!
This is Courtney Love in London last night in her Cinderella Goes to a Funeral outfit. 
Mary-Kate Olsen will one day be this fabulous!
Mary-Kate Olsen is Seven Lattes Tall!
Just as mythical Smurfs are only three apples high, elfin Mary-Kate Olsen is a mere seven Venti lattes tall (eight in heels)! See our handy chart on the right! 
An albino Eskimo Mary-Kate was spotted leaving her Paris hotel with a Starbucks coffee, despite a plethora of French cafes. Then it was back to fashion shows, shopping and ice fishing.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Olsen Twins
Mary-Kate: Goldilocks and No Frocks
Elfin over-dresser Mary-Kate Olsen says that though she's known for her out-of-control outfits, the mini twin likes it best when she's wearing nothing at all. 
Olsen, who designs a couture clothing line called "The Row," admitted to Harper's Bazaar that she often runs around her house "naked with heels all the time. It's so funny." Hilarious. TMZ's friends at PrettyOnTheOutside provided their take on Mary-Kate's private romps. "All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry," she continued.
The tiny former TV tot told Harpers that her recent switch from brunette to blonde was because she was channeling Britney. "I woke up one morning and I was like, I want white trash hair today." Blondes have more fun at the trailer park, y'all!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Olsen Twins
Mary-Kate Takes a Dive
No matter where they are, the Olsen twins just hate letting paparazzi see their faces. There must be a good reason.
Mary-Kate was spotted outside of The Green Door last night, where she went into stealth mode as soon as one of her buddies noticed TMZ's camera zooming in. Olsen booked it to her car, dove into the passenger seat and quickly hid behind her purse and sweater.
And faster than you could say "you got it dude," Mary-Kate was gone.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Olsen Twins
Can You Find Mary-Kate?
Few actresses can disappear into a character so completely, that you forget who they are -- while some actresses can disappear behind a parking meter, so that you can't see who they are. 
Thus marks a trip to the beauty salon for hooded, high-heeled, peroxided mega-twin, Mary-Kate Olsen, photographed yesterday while feeding ... a meter. MK dipped into Neil George Salon for what appears to be a tweak on her blinding bleach job, emerging from the shop with a more golden hue to her blinding 'do.
Stylish Miss Olsen knows that nothing sets off a hair-whitening like a pair of white sunglasses!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Mary-Kate and Ashley: Move Over Barbie!
Are you troubled by the troublesome fashion sense of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Would you like to have your way with their outfits? 
With this eBay auction, you can redress your grievances and redress the fashionista horrors! Convertible car included! The dolls come with their apples and oranges pajamas (get it?). Not quite life-sized.
If you're crafty, you can make them their very own witch boots and Yeti coats! Think of all the fun things you can do with these!
Filed under: Olsen Twins, Celebrity Auctions
Olsens Furry in France
Fashionista beasties Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were snapped wrapped in fur as they capped a Paris trip, and MK has not scrapped her witch boots! Crapuleux!
Ashley, who made PETA's Worst-Dressed list in 2006, looks like she's wearing a black mink and her pint-sized platform jackboots as she leaves the posh Plaza Athenee hotel near the Champs Elysees. Oh, l'humanite!
Mary-Kate opted for a lighter mink jacket, her tragicomic white sunglasses, a green alligator purse, torn black leggings, an unfortunate skull scarf, and of course, yet another pair of five-inch ankle-high witch boots! L'horreur!
TMZ contacted PETA for comment, and Veep Dan Mathews said, "Maybe their granny left them those ratty furs. They should have buried the coats with her."
And the rest of the outfits too!
Filed under: Fashion Police, Olsen Twins
Drama with Mary-Kate
It was a star-studded event at the Chateau Marmont on Saturday, with TMZ's very own G-Hollywood at HBO's pre-Golden Globes party.
In a possible attempt to infuriate PETA after putting her sister on their Worst Dressed list, Mary-Kate Olsen donned a fur get-up. Girl even had a bodyguard as a personal paparazzi face-blocker.
More generous to the photo and autograph crowd were Johnny Drama himself Kevin Dillon, and Mark Wahlberg --who both took time to pose and sign pictures.
Also at the party were Terrence Howard, Dennis Quaid, Michael Keaton, Forest Whitaker, Justin Long and the always sexy Rose McGowan.
See all the pre-Globes glamour in today's Star Catcher.
Filed under: Star Catcher, Awards/Awards Shows, Olsen Twins
Mary-Kate's Miracle
Just when we thought it wasn't possible, Mary-Kate Olsen has provided us with a post-Christmas miracle -- by finally giving up those wretched witch boots! Praise the lord!
For the first time in months, the itty-bitty millionairette was seen wearing something other than the heels from hell. Here, she's seen in platform jackboots, with apparently itchy leggings.
Behold the Olsen twin, who was delivered from the East by private plane to Los Angeles along with friend Selma Blair and Mary Kate's British boytoy, Max Snow.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
The Most Memorable Photos of 2006
If the old saying "a picture is worth a thousand words" is true, let's save ourselves a lot of time and just sum up 2006 with the most memorable photos of the year.
Whether it was a memorable mugshot (Mel Gibson or Nicole Richie) or a cute baby photo (Suri or Shiloh), these photos are definitely the Hottest Shots of the Year.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police
