Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.
And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.
Miley Cyrus continued her Asian restaurant mea culpa yesterday ... and guess who resurfaced???
20-year-old Justin Gaston and Miley acted as if they were meeting on the DL, looking clearly uncomfortable. Is Miley back in dangerous adult territory? Is she breaking the news that she's back with Nick Jonas -- her lunch date last weekend? It's really like Hannah Montana, only this time it's personal.
Most 21st birthdays are a string of blurred nightmares followed by a sound sleep behind an alleyway dumpster -- but yesterday, Kevin Jonas' big 2-1 was a sin-free day spent behind the wheel a $225,000 Lamborghini. There's nothing like reaching the legal drinking age while seated in one of the fastest cars money can buy.
Miley Cyrus' 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, has declared war on Miley's ex, Nick Jonas. Gaston mocked the youngest Jonas Bros. by dressing up as the dandy 16-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander for Halloween.
Unfortunately, if Nick wanted to retaliate and go as the underwear model, no one would know who he was undressed as.
He just turned 16 and Nick Jonas is already behind the wheel of a vintage '68 Mustang. Jesus, take the wheel! For the record, the car was 24 when Nick was born.
The pre-teen hysteria caused by the Jonas Brothers has been compared to Beatlemania -- so we challenged the boys, who weren't even fetuses when the Fab Four were huge, to name just one -- ONE -- of the Beatles.
It didn't go well ... but we're just surprised our photog knew allthree Jonases by first name.
It was all about JC today, and we don't mean Chasez. While Evangelical Christian boy band the Jonas Brothers had hordes of tweens screaming in NYC, Heidi Montag couldn't help but give a shout out to Mary's miracle baby in L.A.
Also: Stripper chic Shauna Sand's parenting tips left us dumbfounded and R. Lee Ermey summed up the rest -- the peeps in Hollywood these days are just "hopeless."
Before the Disney contracts, record deals, screaming fans, expensive haircuts and fancy scarves, Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas were just a trio of pre-pubescent Jersey boys. Guess what they looked like then!
They're allegedly broken up (who knew they were even dating?!) but Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers are still staying at the same hotel. Probably not any underage hanky-panky here though -- they're also on tour together.
Also out over the weekend -- an overly cheery Martin Sheen, New Years resolution-less Kevin Connolly and Lionel Richie, who made it across the exclusive doors of Villa. In Miami: sexy Sophia Bush and Kim-less Kardashian sisters.
All this and more in today's "Goodbye 2007" edition of Star Catcher.