Pauly Shore went absolutely nuclear on the set of his new movie -- unleashing a screaming, f-bomb laced, Christian Bale-esque tantrum that could only be described as ... well, totally unbelievable.
TMZ obtained footage from MovieSet.com of the recent tirade, in which Pauly freaks out on the set of "Brand Dead" when he hears producers talking to each other during a scene he was shooting.
Pauly, who was playing a gay sports commentator at the time, screamed, "Shut the f**k up while we're working ... I'm playing this gay guy all day, wearing this f**king wig on my head ... have you ever been on a set before?"
There's way more yelling, way more cussing, way more freaking out.
But it all seems suspicious -- especially since that "real" footage of Pauly getting punched in the face at a comedy club a few years ago turned out to be an elaborate hoax to publicize a movie.
Cameron Diaz was blaring her horn on the pappers -- but she should have listened to 'em, they were warning her she's a scofflaw for talking on a cell phone.
Also in L.A.: Vanessa Williams worked on the new Hannah Montana flick, Miley talked about Jamie Lynn's baby, Mama Spears met back up with Brit, Paris was heckled about her horrific past in film and Pauly Shore said goodbye ... for now, but he just won't live.
In NY: Brooke Hogan gave us a look that could kill when we asked about her incarcerated bro, Ethan Hawke was gangbanged after walking past Madge's building and Greasy Bear was just gross.
Sharon Osbourne was shocked we did a poll asking people "who'd you rather?" between her and daughter Kelly. Even more shocking -- the 55-year-old mum won!
Also in L.A.: Little people Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman stepped out, Rick Springfield showed off his pit stains and fanny pack, paps teased David Spade, Pauly Shore made out with a guy and Mel B called us "nosy."
In NY: "Gossip Girl" rumored lovahs Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick walked around set and NY Giant Michael Strahan got cozy with Eddie Murphy's ex, Nicole Murphy.
We're all for Lindsay Lohan making new friends, but Lilly Allen probably isn't the best bud for the 3x rehab grad -- especially since Lily had to be carried drunk outta an awards show just last week.
Also in L.A.: Unlike Coolio, Pauly Shore actually got into One Sunset, Courteney Cox Arquette was taunted over her failed show, Reba McEntire's son played late chauffeur, and Hil Duff's BF was asked about a possible boob job.
In NY: Wesley Snipes savored another night of freedom, along with Don Cheadle, Cee-Lo and Jay-Z at Butter.
Pauly Shore seems very pleased that the courts struck down the ban on gay marriage in California -- El Weasello tells us that Memorial Day is a "homosexual" holiday.
Leave it to Pauly Shore to enjoy Mickey D's at Dan Tana's -- one of the most exclusive Italian restaurants in town. TMZ caught up with The Weasel last night -- and he told of his hopes for the New Year -- including his desire for "more white girls."
Coincidentally, our desire for 2008 is less Pauly Shore.
For Pauly Shore, saving his swimmers is on the same plane as going green and conserving water.
TMZ caught The Weasel outside of Katsuya in L.A. last night, where before giving out roses to two male cameramen, he went on about the importance of saving more semen ... and he wasn't talking sailors!
Shore was also excited to finally put water in his pool. That's the same pool he had to drain after neighbor Wes Craven (yes, he of "Nightmare on Elm Street" fame) claims it caused a landslide and ruined his backyard. Might be a little late in the year for a pool party.
Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snappedon the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers. The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.
Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."
Pauly Shore was caught holding hands with an attractive sidekick last night -- an attractive male sidekick.
TMZ spotted The Weasel exiting Les Deux, hand-in-hand with a taller gentleman. The two split as paps got a few good shots, and Pauly proceeded to go off on Hollywood's bad girls, screaming, "F**k paris, f**k Lindsay, f**k Britney ... they're all meshuggenahs, they need to go back to Israel." Oh, that Pauly is a riot, that one. His PR stunt worked!
No word on whether he invited his buddy back to the Bio-Dome for the night.
It was a hodgepodge of celebs at the opening of Intermix last night -- with the guest list comprised of everyone from Kanye West, who gave the thumbs up to 50 Cent, to hapless Rebecca Gayheart.
TMZ was outside of the opening bash for the clothing store, where a sloppy Pauly Shore was looking for free goods, Jamie-Lynn Sigler was looking fierce, and Perez Hilton was just looking for attention.
Also there: a belly-baring Kim Kardashian, the always fashionable Justine Bateman, and former "Dancing" star Stacy Keibler. Standing out in the mix, TMZ's very own lip-smackin' reblondered, Arby's lovin' hottie, Gillian Sheldon. Sorry boys, she's engaged!
Hey Buuuuddy! Pauly Shore was seen leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills with YouTube's "Hot for Words" philologist gal, "Marina." Not familiar? She can be seen on the site explaining the origin and usage of words -- usually while showing a lot of boobage. Way to reach that audience!
Pauly tried to educate the newbie on how to get quick publicity like a pro, but the blond acted the diva and wouldn't speak to the camera. Short on words, hon? Don't let those homemade clips go to your head, girlfriend!
The segments are actually quite informative -- if you can pay attention long enough without focusing on the cleave!
Pauly Shore, international traveler, is taking a page from Madonna and Brangelina. He's headed to South Africa next week for a few shows, and says that he's going to be "adopting a black baby" while he's down there. That, along with "going to Oprah's school. And getting a blood diamond," are Shore's top priorities. Totally gnarly!
When asked about his roller coaster romantic life, Shore responded that the only blonde bombshell in his life is his dog, Butter. Weasel!
Wait a second, what's going on with Bai Ling? Is that dancing? Oh dear God, hide the children!
Pauly Shore aka "The Weasel" gave TMZ a guided tour of his property. Wes Craven wasn't as hospitable.
Who cares about the war in Iraq and Tibet when Paris Hilton is being held in jail? Lucky for Paris, actress/Oscar attendee Sally Kirkland is on the case!
Somewhere in Benedict Canyon, the ghost of Cary Grant is muttering, "Kobe, Kobe, Kobe!" But since the (BS) artist formerly known as Number 8 was on our list just two weeks ago, we give you this starting five instead.
Wes Craven: Scarier than "The Hills Have Eyes II," funnier than "Pauly Shore is Dead," this week's battle royale between the 67-year-old horror meister and his wild card Hollywood Hills neighbor Pauly Shore -- might be the silliest lawsuit since Tara Reid sued that Las Vegas condo developer for a billboard that invited her to come "let it all hang out." Couldn't Craven have settled this some other way than a Superior Court motion claiming "severe emotional distress and anxiety?" Like, maybe by getting The Weasel to promise never to slip a script under Craven's door? Adding insult to injury is the fact that when TMZ.com followed up its exclusive report with a friendly housecall, it was Craven's peep -- not Shore -- who acted like that high school bully for whom the filmmaker allegedly named Freddy Krueger.
Somewhere in Benedict Canyon, the ghost of Cary Grant is muttering, "Kobe, Kobe, Kobe!" But since the (BS) artist formerly known as Number 8 was on our list just two weeks ago, we give you this starting five instead.
