What's Not Wrong with This Picture?
Prince Von A-Hole tried to give Shauna Sand a skimpy gift while outside The Ivy yesterday -- but we all know it's a couple D's short of snug fit.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Shauna Sand
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A-Hole to Hilton's: Too Much Makeup to Make-Up
For all the garbage Paris Hilton and fam receive from Prince Von A-Hole, you'd think an impromptu family reunion at the Ivy would be the perfect time for forgiveness ... or WW III.
At first the Prince was surprisingly quiet and cordial to their faces -- maybe he didn't recognize them.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Prince Von A-Hole: Abreast of His Afterlife
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
McCain Down the A-Hole
Senator McCain just got his own Reverend Wright -- in the form of Prince Von A-Hole.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Prez Election 2008
Von A-Hole to Sharpton: I'll K.O. You, Big Mouth
How's this for a cage match we'd kill to see -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband vs. Reverend Al Sharpton.
The Prince challenged Al to a fist fight yesterday, claiming he's a "big mouth" and that he could K.O. him.
VAH also called BS on Barack and Michelle Obama's claims ... that they knew jack about crazy Rev. Jeremiah Wright when they went to his church. As for calling Michelle Obama a "washerwoman," VAH says it's his opinion and she hates the US and should "go the f**k out of America."
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Prez Election 2008
Prince Von A-Hole: Must Not-See TV
Last time we checked, 91-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor wasn't dead yet, so what's her daffy hubby doing looking for a new princess?
It's for some new lame-ass reality show, which begs the bigger question -- while we give him a few minutes here and there, why in the hell would anyone give him his own show?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Even the Nazis Hate Von A-Hole
Add Hitler to the long list of people who couldn't give a rat's ass about Prince Von A-Hole.
According to the royal pain-in-the-butt himself, the Prince's "adopted" grandfather, Kaiser Wilhelm II, was booted from Germany by Adolf back in the day. It's a bit of an embellishment (Adolf only blamed the guy for losing WWI), but if Wilhelm was anything like his grandson, it's not that hard to believe.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Prince Von A-Hole Wants to be Your Father Figure
For the low price of only $5 million, you too can call Prince Von A-Hole "daddy."
The Prince has already adopted four grown men -- all in their thirties -- to carry on his untarnished name. Take that Brangelina!
Members of the ever-growing Von A-Hole clan include Prince Marcus, a strip club king in Europe, Prince Oliver, a strip club king in America -- and a surgeon who wants to remain anonymous. Go figure.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Prince: Zsa Zsa Knows I Screw Around
Believe it or not, wheelchair bound 98 91-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor can't satiate the Prince's sexual cravings.
A-Hole admitted his affair with Anna Nicole was a "silly game, a stupid game" that hurt his wife -- but couldn't resist hitting on TMZ's hot producer, just moments later.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
A-Hole Just Begging for It
Poor -- literally -- A-Hole testified that Zsa Zsa hates the paparazzi. Well, sucks for her that her ninth husband is an attention seeking famewhore!
Just check out these "greatest hits" of the camera hunting Prince. We apologize in advance for that thong shot.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
The A-Hole Gets Probed
TMZ has obtained exclusive audio from Prince Von A-Hole's interview with Beverly Hills PD -- recorded in 2005, five days after he allegedly kicked a paparazzo's ass.
The Prince will be back on the stand today at the TRIAL OF THE CENTURY-- and TMZ will be there, LIVE!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
A-Hole: That Pap's a Lying Bastard!
Prince Von A-hole was steaming when he left the courtroom for lunch today -- trashing the photog who's suing him while singing the praises of the American justice system.
The Founding Fathers couldn't have put it any better.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
