Prince Von A-hole: Mein Boogie Man!
Stop when you feel resistance.
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Von A-Hole Picks the Gayest Fight Ever
It's hard to believe Prince Von A-Hole doesn't support gay rights, he cruises West Hollywood all the time!
The Prince got into a testy argument with a photog in front of the Ivy yesterday, with A-Hole slamming gay marriage as "not normal." Right, because the guy who married Zsa Zsa, got handcuffed in his car naked and wore lederhosen in public should set the standard for "normal."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The A-Hole Gets Probed
TMZ has obtained exclusive audio from Prince Von A-Hole's interview with Beverly Hills PD -- recorded in 2005, five days after he allegedly kicked a paparazzo's ass.
The Prince will be back on the stand today at the TRIAL OF THE CENTURY-- and TMZ will be there, LIVE!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Breaking News!!!! Prince A-Hole A-Fraud
When you're a notorious loser, it kinda makes sense to get wasted during lunch at the Ivy to wash over your troubles. But Von A-Hole has figured out that he's more valuable sober and insane.
So watch the stupidest stunt we've seen in a long time -- or at least since the Lisa Rinna story we posted an hour ago.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Dyan Cannon Outs the Prince
Prince Von Ahole was outed yesterday -- as a jewelery designer?!
71-year-old hottie Dyan Cannon was heard asking the Prince about his own jewelry line yesterday outside of the Ivy -- something he clearly wasn't too proud about, whispering to her back and forth.
Cannon was quick to blow him off -- leaving him to awkwardly say goodbye to her as she ignored him for a cute little baby. Oh, ze nerve!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Brit Back with Her Boys
Britney has reunited with her sons today -- the first time since her January 3rd meltdown.
Brit's boys were driven by K-Daddy's bodyguard to Spear's Studio City home, according to People.
And as we first reported yesterday, Jamie Spears and a psychiatrist must be present for every visit.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Von Ahole Can't Be Stretched
That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections."
The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution against the use of safety belts by declaring, "Cigars are healzy, cigarettes are bad." He's clearly an expert on pole cigar smoking.
Dr. Von Ahole Is In
That Bavarian buffoon is at it again, this time he's flapping his Teutonic trap about Britney's hospitalization and Kevin Federline, whom he referred to as a "f**king a**hole." How did Prince Von Ahole become an expert on f**king a**holes? We'll have to ask around West Hollywood and find out.
Behold as the Saxon schmuck holds forth on the latest news story he's trying to get his mug into. And pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Prince von Ahole Works It Out
TMZ captured the Bavarian cuckoo in the heart of West Hollywood, just after his workout at the fabulous Crunch Gym, a favorite of musclebound underwear models and up and coming actors.
While the housebound Zsa Zsa Gabor, 90, rests in her disputed Bel Air mansion, her buy-a-title Prince trolls the local shops after his exercise. TMZ cameras asked if he was getting in shape to be able to fend off any future "attackers," and gold chain enhanced royal pain said, "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."
Von Ahole is involved in a continuing monetary dispute with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is Paris Hilton's aunt.
Repeat: "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
